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Asians are elves

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dei, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Dei

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    Their minds have been poisoned by Saruman.
     
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    Did you came to an epiphany in a UCLA library by any chance?
     
  4. SuperBeeKay

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    U C Lotta Asians
     
  5. yuantian

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    Yaofs?
     
  6. Yung-T

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    Shocked no one posted this yet:

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  7. Garner

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    Closer to vampires.
     
  8. ROXRAN

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    I am a mixture of 1/2 Dwarf and 1/2 Hobbit, but I prefer women Dwarfs. Hobbit women aren't as faithful and age worse. However Dwarf women are wider, so I guess it is a tossup.
     
  9. moestavern19

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    Congrats, this might be the most pointless thread in Hangout history.
     
  10. Yonkers

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    True Story

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    Who are the trolls then?
     
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PetqKh7lr8g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  13. Dairy Ashford

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    Racism is like poo. It's always been there, but we just find nicer ways to get it out of our system.
     
  14. Dairy Ashford

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    White people are like cats, not as smart or pleasant as you think, and they always land on their ******* feet.
     
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    You seriously have got to be high to be thinking these thoughts
     
  16. Shrimz

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    makes sense
     
  17. Jontro

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    I don't think Elves consume a lot of rice, though... if at all.
     
  18. justtxyank

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    Swoly-D
     
  19. SwoLy-D

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    'Tis true. :(

    I'm brown... and with a lot of hair. :eek:

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    The conflict between Klingons and the Federation in the original series was an allegory of the Cold War.

    So Vulcans are Taiwanese. Romulans are Chinese....
     

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