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The Mansion Gentleman's Club

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, Sep 10, 2011.

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  1. El Hitman

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    Ahhhh...no can't do that. Too graphic.
     
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    Ahhh...this Craigslist ad brings the best and the worst. I've had like 3 fat tibches trying to apply at Mansion. Uhhhh....no thank you. This one fat chick looked like Jabba the Hutt talking about can I be your door girl.

    The first text message she sent me was..."this yanne" - I gets money" I'm like...so who the F are you? Then she says "wuts good, I intersted in job" - I gets money....I was like maybe she's an illegal latina chick? We got a winner!!! Then she text me her facebook....I was like AHHHHHh!!!!!! DO...NOT....WANT!

    I'm only taking creme of the crop here guys...not DD's chicken lovin' cousins...I mean...errr....bwahahah.
     
    #442 El Hitman, Sep 21, 2011
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  5. El Hitman

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    BWHAHAHAHA. YOU CRAZY MOTHER@#$@#. FREAKING HILARIOUS.
     
    #445 El Hitman, Sep 21, 2011
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    ...is amazing.
     
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    I just drove by the place. There is no change to the building since the picture I posted before.

    The sign still says Kahlua night club or some **** like that.
     
    #448 Relentless, Sep 21, 2011
  9. El Hitman

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    Sign hasn't came in yet. It take a whole ******* month. And outside renovations will be last.
     
    #450 El Hitman, Sep 21, 2011
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    What did she do to get hired? :grin::cool:
     
    #452 pge71188, Sep 21, 2011
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    #453 El Hitman, Sep 21, 2011
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    She responded to the craigslist ad.
     
    #454 El Hitman, Sep 21, 2011
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    Finally, some talent.
     
    #455 Cannonball, Sep 21, 2011
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    OoOOoOoo... clever.

    Trying to throw off people with money by not fixing the facade or front look. Nice! :eek:

    Business majors... take note. El Hitman will take you to school on how to bring in more customers!

    "F* it, leave the front looking as ugly as is."

    ;)
     
    #456 SwoLy-D, Sep 21, 2011
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    #457 SamFisher, Sep 21, 2011
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    Open the f*$king canned peaches!
     
    #458 kpsta, Sep 21, 2011
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    She really f-cked up her assets.

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    Wow. I retract my previous statement.
     
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