Hell yeah dude that club is bada$$. But the only problem is they don't allow any "extra" curricular activities cause they don't want to lose their S.O.B License. So if you wanna get dirty you gotta do it elsewhere. Won't be a problem at Mansion though cause we don't have one. Ha! Oh and we did pass the health inspection, all we're waiting on is the Fire Marshall and we'll be ready to go. Next Thursday is the Grand Opening. Sorry for the wait.
So 3 girls and my best bud went to Babe's yesterday at 1am. Hahahaha. We know everyone there, and we got TRASHED! The owner offered us a job at his new club in North Side. Little does he know that Mansion opens next Thursday and we're gonna be killing his business. Oh and the plot thickens, my arch strip club enemy is gonna be starting a new job at Palace off Bissonnet. He used to be the G.M at Babe's. And I used to work at Palace a couple months ago. Ever since we left their business really fell off, so I guess they hired him to try to rebuild it??? LOL. He hates me cause I put that d!!k in his babymama. So imagine when he finds out me and him are gonna be going head to head in the Southwest working for competing clubs? Cause I'm going straight at Palace, and I'm not gonna stop till they go out of business. Once I'm done with them I'm going after Babe's and then Michael's. Oh and I'm gonna let ya'll in on a little secret. In a couple months we're opening a strip club off of Richmond Ave, and one off of Sheperd. The locations are already picked out, just waiting on the investors to get their money straight. I'll keep you guys updated of course.
You should let me film it and we can sell it as a reality TV series to Bravo. I like "Stripper Wars" for a title.
How did you miss that thread? Definitely the funniest thing i've ever read -- when MadMax realized El Hitman was talking about his wife the **** went OCP.
