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The Mansion Gentleman's Club

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, Sep 10, 2011.

  1. shastarocket

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    Don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but how does this lawsuit not effect you guys?

    For those who don't know, that giant empty lot across bellaire from the club is going to be St Agnes' new athletic campus. They were allegedly granted a 1000 ft alcohol free zone around the campus.
     
  2. IBTL

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    I wonder what the clutchfans to skank ratio will be.

    DD should do his podcasts from the champagne room
     
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  3. Cannonball

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    I was thinking about that as well. I remember driving past there a month or so ago and was surprised to see that lot was going to be a St. Agnes athletic complex since it's about a mile and half from their campus. I wasn't sure if things like liquor licenses applied since the school isn't actually there but I guess St. Agnes is claiming they do.

    The thing about the club in PlazAmericas, is that they applied for a permit before St. Agnes bought the land. I doubt El Hitman's club can claim the same.

    I remember that when they built Enron Field, they had to get special permission from Incarnate Word (which is across the street) in order to get their liquor license.
     
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  4. El Hitman

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    Aaahhhhhh...the F-ing club didn't pass the health inspection. It's nothing big, just a couple of adjustments. So we're gonna have to push the grand opening to next week. I'll keep you guys updated. I'm hungover as sh!!!t. Anyway...so since tonight is my day off, me and some friends and a lot of girls are gonna go fcuck sh!!!t up!!! I think we're going to Cover Girls the new club owned by Treasures...Cause that's how we roll. Bwahahahah. I think I'm still drunk. SHOTS!


    --Motherf@#E Hellboy
     
  5. RunninRaven

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    There are 4 butt naked clubs in Houston? I only ever knew of one, Fantasy's. Of course that was like 13 years ago when I first turned 18.
     
  6. SwoLy-D

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    [​IMG]

    Hmmm... :eek:
     
  7. Lady_Di

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    Too much c-u-m? :eek:
     
  8. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Will this place have specialty girls?

    In particular, I'm looking for large nether-parts. Nothing gets me hotter than a great big toe. Vadge cleavage? I'm in.
     
  9. El Hitman

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    It's funny that you mention that. Cause NO it doesn't affect us. We already have a liquor license, and that night club that wants to open applied for one a YEAR ago. So what's gonna happen is the club is still gonna open, cause the city can't revoke liquor licenses given by tabc. St Agnes is gonna sue the city and they are gonna win a substantial amount of money. That's the city's fault for not telling the school that that night club was opening. What's funny to me is that the school doesn't even know that WE are opening. lol. Wait till they find out.
     
  10. Nice Rollin

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    t*tties and tater tots dont mix
     
  11. Kam

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    what's causing it to fail the health inspection.

    i don't want the claps or bird flu.



    I don't want to drop 50s in their nose masks.
     
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  12. El Hitman

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    The club hasn't operated in almost 2 years. So we miss a couple of things, like extra mats at the bar, and a couple of safety precautions in the restroom. We don't have a kitchen so getting the health inspection done this week should be a piece of cake.
     
  13. El Hitman

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    And I just walked out of my bedroom...there's 3 girls in there. And uhhh....well I'm not gonna lie. I've porked 2 of the 3 before...but one of them is still eluding me after 2 weeks. They're having a blast without me, so I let them have their fun. lol. Ahhh I gotta go! they're wondering what I'm typing. Bwahhahaha. Peace out Clutchfans!

    If you don't believe this is an every day thing...go by the club when we open. I'll make you a believer. And NO I don't have pics, come and take your own when you the girls for yourself.
     
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  14. SwoLy-D

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    ^ shouldn't that be posted in the "Charlie Sheen: living the dream?" thread? :(

    ♪ Now, STOP. Hatin' is bad. ♫

    Also, I think El Hitman might be related to SpaceCityKid93. :eek:
     
  15. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    :(

    Why didn't I even noticed this post? :( I can haz FAILz.
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    WOW, that is AWESOME!!!

    I wish I had your life.





    is that the reaction you were hoping for?
     
  17. KingCheetah

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    I hear the skank steak is excellent.
     
  18. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Bitter, much? Or beer, bitter?

    Anyway, you, too, can have three women at once when you combine:

    [​IMG]

    Also, because it's funny...a personalized mouse pad relevant to this conversation!

    [​IMG]
     
  19. pge71188

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    Yo el hitman have you been to that new club sunset strip?
     
  20. TexasFight

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    Geez, if you have no interest - why rain on the parade? Stick to your twins thread. Not all of us are dying to be up all night with crying babies.
     
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