A CEO, a Tea Party member, and a union worker sit at a table with 12 cookies. The CEO takes 11 of the cookies, then whispers to the Tea Party member, "I'd watch that guy. I think he's trying to get your cookie" No link. It's from facebook.
Shouldn't it be a CEO bakes 12 cookies and is willing to give the Union Worker 1 cookie per hour to bake 2 cookies per hour. The Union steps in and says 1 cookie per hour in pay and benefits is not enough and they need to pay 3 cookies per hour though the worker only can make 2 per hour. The weak company management acquieses for 2 cookies per hour to a worker who then without fear of losing his job based on union contracts slacks off and only makes 1 cookie an hour. The company inevitably fails and then the government has to bail out the company.
Shouldn't it be all of you are mindless sheep, incapable of having valid opinions of your own while continuing to bravely march to the extreme ends of both parties where the government can barely pass its budget and have our credit downgraded, and we pray for rain to pander to voters?
This may be the worst joke I've ever heard. More like: A union worker, a CEO, and a tea party member are all enjoying cookies at a round table. The union worker has 5, the tea partier has 5, and the CEO has 2. Then, the government shows up and takes 4 cookies from the tea partier and union worker to give to the CEO. Now, the union worker and tea partier have 1 cookie, while the CEO enjoys 10. The tea partier and union worker then proceed to blame each other, while the CEO and government talk about how great democracy is.
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?p=5987426&highlight=cookie#post5987426 Damn BatmanJones. You have, obviously, failed to pay attention to our Liberal Conspiracy to Take Over The World messageboard. We were clearly supposed to deploy this joke in February 2011 as part of our devious liberal agenda to destroy the Job Creators and make all of America dependent on the Glorious Nanny State.
"At the UN, President Obama called on other countries to help us track down and eliminate radicals and extremists. But they told Obama, 'Hey, the tea party is your problem, buddy.'" –Jay Leno
I'm willing to bet SEVERAL people in this thread have been thought of as dicks by other people in the forum......myself included. That being said, Rashmon's picture is awesome. Heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrre's Chelley
Good lord, most of you people are idiots. There are a lot of people who don't want to be in first place because, to put it simply, they don't feel like they deserve it. But, those same people just don't want to be in last place. That's how they turn all us working-class types against one another.
