Would hit, and so I could have son who could be CFL MVP. da_juice jr. leading the Argos to a Grey Cup.
Thought about posting this when I saw it yesterday, but a further google image search of her pictures led me to believe she was not quite as advertised. Still I would definitely spend an 11th round pick on her and then ship her off to Canada for 6 years only to bring her back and replace her with Rob Johnson in a move that would work beautifully until an ill-fated lateral from Frank Wychek to Kevin Dyson would destroy everything we held dear.
I'd make a weak pass at her when no one else thought she was open, somehow slip it in there and score.
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/P0Jsz-fSNd4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Might have to Drop Hit . .er. . kick it Rocket River