Im quitting my job and making $4800 a month

IM SITTING ON A GOLD MINE!!!!!!!!

 

All this time, I've been donating sperm for free?!

 

It ain't always free...

 

Sign me up!

 

It's pretty hard to get a girl's mouth pregnant.

 

Hmmm I meet all the criteria sign me up for $4800! or even half or even half of that!

 

I can't believe women will buy sperm. It's always classy guys who are willing to sell their baby making juice for money.

 

Or is it???

http://mensnewsdaily.com/2011/02/27/man-receives-oral-sex-ordered-to-pay-child-support/

 

Haha yeah, I remember that, and even thought about it when I was making the post (I'm still pissed that the doc had to pay up because he was lied to).

It is for this reason that I make women drink Sprite after... you know.

Sprite kills sperm.

It's not widely known yet because of pro-life groups and lobbyists for Trojan condoms.

 

WOW! :grin:

 

turn your "gold" into cash!

 

in my college days , I was Bill Gates....now Im more like Hammer

 

penis envy

 

Sometimes pregnancy is for the best :grin:


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Aren't there some type of prerequisites when it comes to sperm donation? I thought I read somewhere you had to be college educated, certain height, etc. etc.

 

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I'm guessing my eggs are worth a lot more than your sperm.