Question for aggies: Are j*zz jars real?

Wonder if somebody will ask him about the jar during one of them debates.

 

j*zz fans are also real.

 

I've never heard of this before today. I don't even know how to ask this question to someone in the corp without feeling like an idiot.

 

The fact that some people think this might be real isn't an indictment of their stupidity but rather, the Aggie culture that makes stuff like this plausible.

 

UT should do this...but with female cheerleaders jerking off guys.

I'd volunteer

 

You have to try out for cheerleading.

 

Don't worry, you don't actually have to do the sex reassignment surgery or anything because there are male cheerleaders. I'm not sure how many dudes are going to want you to jerk them off though. Maybe if you get them drunk first or something.

 

Haters gon' hate.

 

I have been calling people faggie since I was in junior high.