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I killed my parents' fishtank

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by YaosDirtyStache, Aug 19, 2011.

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  1. YaosDirtyStache

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    ... when they asked me to house sit.

    I entered the home a few hours ago and all these beautiful saltwater fish were belly up and dead as can be.

    My question is, where can I get replacement saltwater fish of the same variety here in Houston? Hell I dont even know where they bought them to begin with...and I need them like before they return from Vegas on sunday.

    Honestly with the quality and types of fish this will probably set me back 2k, but I feel like its my fault because I assume I overfed them but I dont know what the appropriate amount of food is for a 100+ gallon tank.

    My pop is gonna woop my ass.
     
  2. geeimsobored

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    You're not funny.
     
  3. DonnyMost

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    There is only one solution

    kill your parents
     
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  4. conquistador#11

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    I had this same issue when I house sat for some gigolo. Good luck in finding replacements.
     
  5. Cannonball

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    Time to become a manwhore.
     
  6. v3.0

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    I can just imagine the dreaded conversation between you and your parents:

    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XZ5TajZYW6Y&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&autoplay=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XZ5TajZYW6Y&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&autoplay=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
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    <iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/F6vZeOw4JKs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  8. cdain3

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  9. SwoLy-D

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    R.I.P. Eddie Griffin. :(

    FAIL :p
     
  10. TheChosenOne

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    GOD DAMN DIRTY STACHE!
     
  11. Jontro

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    What? Did something happen to him or did something completely went over my head?
     
  12. cdain3

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    How did I fail ?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. moestavern19

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    What the **** is this horse turd of a thread?
     
  15. Dei

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    Reported for distasteful thread title.
     
  16. RocketMadness

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    The only answer is to burn your house down.
     
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  17. Breaker

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    only one thing can make amends to this problem..

    beg spacecitykid to buttsecks your mom
     
  18. Bandwagoner

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    It's better than my spam thread.
     
  19. ling ling

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    sure..., put 2K in the new fish, so you can kill them off again.
     
  20. thadeus

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    tell your ******* parents that if they kept any ******* food in the house you wouldn't have had to eat their ******* fish
     
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