Honestly none of those things really raise my hackles. I voted the left lane thing, but even that is a meh issue for me. I also considered voting soccer, because it sucks and everyone that talks about it to me irritates me to some extent, but that rarely happens. I find other things far more infuriating, like people that rush to cut me off and then go slower than I was going before they cut in.
YES! Y'know there's actually a law against obstructing the left lane by going slower than the other traffic. I want to start seeing tickets for this though!
Especially if they drive there slowly in the left lane, listening to Radiohead after soccer practice.