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Stool Story Bro

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    OK, after a month in Germany, I think my poop has indeed changed. Color and size. I thought my environmentally conscious Boulder high-produce/fiber diet produced big **** on a regular morning basis, but this is ridiculous. It's like the sausages reconstitute themselves to be even bigger on the way out.

    No wonder Germany has the best toilets in the world!!

    makes me wonder what other countries produce. Like what a rice-fed Asian poop schedule looks like.

    I'm just glad I'm not in France doing fru fru crap.
     
  2. DonnyMost

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    Have a great weekend everybody!
     
  3. Blurr#7

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    This is the crappiest story I've read in a long time.
     
  4. Pete Chilcutt

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    Or maybe you did something to make your anus expand, therefore more poop can vacate the premises.

    That's what she said? :confused:
     
  6. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    No ****?

    DD
     
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    marks0223 2017 and 2022 World Series Champions
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    Go for the record!

    [​IMG]
     
  9. heypartner

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    ^ inspired by Randy, I just realized that comparing poops across nations could be another measure of Gross National Product.

    OK, that's gross!
     
  10. Lil Pun

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    I thought this was going to be about Barstool Sports.
     
  11. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    You heard the newest pickup line at the gay bars?

    Do you mind if I push your stool in!
     
  12. Rashmon

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    Is that pick up line exclusive to gays?
     
  14. Jontro

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    Doubtful, this story is full of s***.
     
  15. KingStevo10

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    ****ting is one of my favorite activities.!
     
  16. TheFreak

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    You're full of ****.
     
  18. IBTL

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    american food is full of preservatives and other garbage
     
  19. Carl Herrera

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    Speaking of Deutschland and defecation... Michael Lewis (of Moneyball fame) has a new article that features the theory that Germans are obsessed with ****: http://www.vanityfair.com/business/features/2011/09/europe-201109

    Maybe the German diet does lead to an increase volume of defecation, which causes Germans to pay more attention to the subject.
     
  20. v3.0

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    'tis true, germans are more anal about things...
     

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