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Nice! I wonder if the Dynamo needs a defender... sign up that kid at 1:06. Nope. There are always two defenders (goalie or players) closer to the goal when the pass is made. It's "OFFSIDE", by the way. It's only "offsides" in United States Football.
These games are more fun 'cause they try harder and have more skills: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyCZ3xk_Zek http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCJiFe4vtYk&feature=related