If you ask someone if they're hispanic based on the content of their post or still talk about how people "spose" to be when it's summer, ynyab. If you invite people to the strip club you work at but don't tell them the name or where it is, ynyab.
To the fool driving while on the laptop, swerving all over the road.... NTBKITH. (needs to be kicked in the head)
If you want $46,000 a month in child support so your 4 year old can have 24/7 nannies, a personal driver, and mandarin lessons instead of a real family... YNYAB
If you get legitimately angry at someone online, YNYAB. If you listen to your Ipod, and you're constantly fiddling with your headphones when you know you're in a conversation, YNYAB. If you always state "Hey, that guy looks like he wants some doughnuts" or other stupid sarcastic things with no clever edge to them, then laugh at your own joke, YNYAB.
If you're 17 years old and nearly killed yourself by getting buried in 6 ft deep sand while trying to build a tunnel at the beach... YNYAB