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You Need Your Azz Beat (YNYAB)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by javal_lon, Aug 3, 2011.

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  1. javal_lon

    javal_lon Member

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    Trying to spread a lil comedic relief in these tough times.. Hopefully everyone joins in !!!!!!

    If you go to a family reunion and you tryin to hookup with a relative...YNYAB!!

    If you planning to go to your class reuninon and you have a GED.....YNYAB!!!

    If you have a handicapped tag and you drive a sports car........YNYAB!!!!

    If you a pimp and have a roomate......YNYAB!!!

    If you a grandparent and you're 30.........YNYAB

    If you behind on rent but your car payments up to date.....YNYAB!!!

    If you get a fax machine but dont have a house phone......YNYAB!!!

    If you a phone sex operator but you talk with a lipse......YNYAB!!!

    If your kids cant read but know words to Lil Wayne songs....YNYAB!!!

    If you a Texans fan and follow Bud Adams on twitter...YNYAB!!!

    If your mom is your Facebook friend and you live with her......YNYAB!!!
     
    #1 javal_lon, Aug 3, 2011
  2. Jugdish

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    If you the OP...
     
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  3. Pete Chilcutt

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    Black? :p
     
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    I'll try:

    If you pick your nose, and you pick your friends... AND you pick your friends nose.....YNYAB!!!
     
    #5 JayZ750, Aug 3, 2011
  6. javal_lon

    javal_lon Member

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    Actually no Im Cherokee Spanish
     
    #6 javal_lon, Aug 3, 2011
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    if you ride a moped but act like its a harley Davidson......YNYAB
    If you have a loud Muffler on a piece of crap car......YNYAB
    If you only have to go one floor up or down and waste my time by riding the elevator......YNYAB
     
    #7 lue03, Aug 3, 2011
  8. Jugdish

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    Do you have enough for the Dollar Menu now?
     
    #8 Jugdish, Aug 3, 2011
  9. heypartner

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    If you were a career backup who became a career starter then back to being a career backup all in less that 2 years -- YNYAB
     
    #9 heypartner, Aug 3, 2011
  10. lue03

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    Really? this happens? :eek:
     
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  11. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    You go to the Apple store to check all your mail, facebook and twitter messages for an hour....YNYAB
     
    #11 REEKO_HTOWN, Aug 3, 2011
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    If your favorite flavor Kool-Aid is "Red"....YNYAB
     
    #12 DreamShook, Aug 3, 2011
  13. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    If you get mad about phone operating systems....YNYAB

    If you judge that someone isn't handicapped because of what they drive or how they look....YNYAB

    If you think that the guy who took the elevator one floor doesn't have shot knees that the stairs send glass splinters of pain though....YNYAB

    If your claim to fame is 'I'm the smartest guy in the trailer park!'....YNYAB
     
    #13 Xerobull, Aug 3, 2011
  14. javal_lon

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    Aka Timberwolves, Cavaliers, and Toronto..lol
     
    #14 javal_lon, Aug 3, 2011
  15. Pete Chilcutt

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    If you are a member of the Eagles or Heat.....YNYAB
     
    #15 Pete Chilcutt, Aug 3, 2011
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    If you ve 10000 posts and been here less than a year....YNYAB
     
    #16 javal_lon, Aug 3, 2011
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    If you spend hours on abovetopsecret.com and then start a thread on clutchfans about it.....YNYAB
     
    #17 Relentless, Aug 3, 2011
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    If you search youtube to find Kareem Jackson highlights.....YNYAB
     
    #18 javal_lon, Aug 3, 2011
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    :grin:
    good one.
     
    #19 lue03, Aug 3, 2011
  20. heypartner

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    If you think our Deckard is named after the Diablo character...YNYAB
     
    #20 heypartner, Aug 3, 2011
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