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"Kobe, Marry My Wife... Please"

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by sinobball, Jul 28, 2011.

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  1. sinobball

    sinobball Member

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    From the exhibition game in Manila
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  2. plutoblue11

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    Too funny, but the guy holding sign is kind of cute.
     
    #2 plutoblue11, Jul 28, 2011
  3. Damion Laverne

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    More like "rape my wife........please"! :p
     
    #3 Damion Laverne, Jul 28, 2011
  4. Carl Herrera

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    If you are into blurry guys, sure.
     
    #4 Carl Herrera, Jul 28, 2011
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    Reading between the lines here. That 'a' looks more like an 'o', which translates to "Kobe, Morry my wife... please." Maybe this guy meant Morey, instead of Morry... "Kobe, Morey my wife... please." The fear of Morey is universal, cause we know what this guy does to other GM's. He rapes them. Kobe caught a rape case back in like 03. So the guy is basically asking Kobe to rape his wife, but he is keeping it clean for the children ("Won't somebody please think of the children!") by saying it with euphemism and asking Kobe to "Morey" his wife instead.

    My work here is done.
     
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  8. plutoblue11

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    He looks pretty young (definitely in his 20s), nice haircut with bangs and jet black hair, not too skinny definitely not fat, nice dark eyes, no weird facial hair, and million dollar smile (pearly whites with no missing teeth).

    He's probably Pinoy, as well.
     
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  9. RedRedemption

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    I thought you were a guy.
     
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  10. plutoblue11

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    Based upon . . .




    It's natural, though. Especially, not having a name like Rocketschick or BambiforYao. Now, it would be BambiforScola.

    LOL.
     
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  11. Salvy

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  12. Zackery

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    You need to post a pic of yourself to prove this. You know how things work here in clutchfans!!! :)
     
    #12 Zackery, Jul 28, 2011
  13. apollo33

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    ASL?

    and also pics
     
    #13 apollo33, Jul 29, 2011
  14. ferrari77

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    Does any NBA player have more hilarious gifs than Kobe?
    I doubt it. He has more "WTF" expressions than most actors. :)
     
    #14 ferrari77, Jul 29, 2011
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    You are on C.F. and have a multi-dot rep bar.
     
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    [​IMG]Not funny
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  18. plutoblue11

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    There are other lady posters who do, and in fact way more than I do.




    I will show my picture . . . when there's a picture thread of other members.
     
    #18 plutoblue11, Jul 29, 2011
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    pics? .... eh? .... eh???
     
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