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[Cinema] Battleship

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Jul 27, 2011.

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  1. percicles

    percicles Member

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    Universal nixed HP Lovecraft's At the Mountains of Madness and Stephan Kingss Dark Tower series in favor of spending $240 million on a Hasbro board game.

    This sh-t looks no better than Battle LA or Skyline.

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    Does the patrol boat win in the end?
     
  3. GRENDEL

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    It's no Clue that's for sure.......
     
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    lol wtf? definitely not what i expected.. i never recalled Aliens in the boardgame, just lil red and white pegs.

    is this really inspired/based on the board game? or was it just randomly called Battleship?
     
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    So Eric Northman gets his memory erased and ends up as a commander on a battleship?

    Talk about one wild ride.
     
  6. Carl Herrera

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    He's been around for hundreds of years, maybe he spent some of hat time in the Navy? The Vikings had their longships, so this is merely a higher-tech and less rapey and pillagey version of that career.
     
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    It's really inspired by the board game, last year studio started greenlighting a lot of adaptations of Hasbro board games....Ouija and Monopoly movies are on the way....
     
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    don't forget Risk, mouse trap and connect 4
     
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    I'd love to see a movie about a fat clown in boxers with foreign objects in his body. Sounds fun.
     
  10. br0ken_shad0w

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    Damn thought this was Del Toro's movie (the one he was gonna direct when ATMOM was canned). Apparently that's called Pacific Rim and now I'm disappointed.
     
  11. conquistador#11

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    still waiting for an "operation" motion picture!
     
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Naahh son!

    Best have Bubble trouble and Candyland up in this piece!
     
  13. Yao11

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    Don't remember aliens being part of the board game..
     
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    Fireball Island obv
     
  15. Yao11

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    Just read that Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna will be in this movie. The trailer looked pretty bad, but I just might go watch it for those two.
     
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    rihanna makes sense...she already looks like an alien.
     
  17. baller4life315

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    Now that he's banging Sookie I highly doubt he's interested in a career in the Navy.

    But yeah, his experience as a Viking probably gives him crazy insight into how to battle that odd looking submarine/spaceship thing.
     
  18. percicles

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    I think a film version of Hungry Hippos where a group of American CEO types safari in Africa and get picked off and eaten one by one by super smart Hippos is what we need.
     
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    Stratego FTW
     
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    This looks horrible. $240 million to make this crap.
     

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