Street Defense That May Help You

haha

I was not sure if this was suppose to be a joke or not. Very informative nevertheless.

 

Wrong move. Don't do that to El Guapo

 

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Old, but still hilarious.

Bas Rutten on Inside MMA on HDNet is still funny and all he does is co-host the show. He does random sound effects and punches while he's just sitting there. It's bizarre.

 

bam! broken leg

 

now turn in .... WANG!

 

Pssh... that's all he got?

I can totally beat him in sound effects

 

I prefer the knee to the groin to any modern day karate

 

May not be as effective in a high adrenaline situation.

 

Bas is so boss.

The one guy you don't want to get in a fight with. He will literally destroy your internal organs.

 

Open this video in YouTube and turn on closed captioning (it's the new "CC" button on the bottom right).

I don't know why it's still in beta testing. It's clearly perfect as is.

 

Thank you sir.

 

Here's an example of what I was talking about before when I said the dude just makes random noises and comments on Inside MMA :

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But... gotta give credit where credit is due, the dude is a legend and could kick ass.