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Wife's away for a week

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by aussie rocket, Nov 24, 2007.

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  1. aussie rocket

    aussie rocket Member

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    its a massive shame that work has to get in the way from 8-5 Mon-Fri.

    So far (7hrs or so since I became an honorary bachelor, pt 2) its been watching alot of hoops, following the Rockets game on the net while checking out this site (massive amounts of sitting on my arse in quantities which would not normally go down well on a regular saturday) eating craploads of junkfood and a complete and utter embargo on washing up dishes!!

    yeah, its going ok so far, tomorrows going to be a big one. Will keep checking this thread sporadically to formulate a plan of attack :)
     
  2. A_3PO

    A_3PO Member

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    Huh? I do this when my wife is at home.
     
  3. The Real Shady

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    Invite the fellas over. Watch some sports, drink beer, play cards, and watch two girls one cup.
     
  4. zoork34

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    i'd play basketball every day
     
  5. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Member

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    what about open door craps, with the laptop, posting on clutchfans.

    I may or may not be doing that right now


    edit: didn't realize this was such an old thread. But worth my contribution nevertheless.
     
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  6. Lynus302

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    Get drunk, eat meat, repeat. With or without strippers.
     
  7. RKREBORN

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    lol bump fail
     
  8. Eric Riley

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    how did you not know? :confused:
     
  9. Dairy Ashford

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    Go on a fishing trip, but if you find an aborigine floating in the water, don't just tie him to a tree and continue the trip, or Laura Linney will get pissed.
     
  10. tallanvor

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    pee in the shower
     
  11. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Yea, really - his post was the first one that was not 2007. I think bigtexxx needs to neg rep himself for this egregious error.
     
  12. G.O.A.T.

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    Put a few shrimp on the barbi, mate.
     
  13. HombreDeHierro

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  14. Nook

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    Based on your past posting history, your wife has the ding dong in the family.
     
  15. ToyCen428

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    Find yourself a slutty zookeeper.
     
  16. Dairy Ashford

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    You ever worry if she does a little slap and tickle with the talent? All that grooming and birthing...
     
  17. Shrimz

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    rofl epic bump since 2007
     
  18. Obito

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    Buy a bunch of animals and let em' loose in the house, get naked, do shrooms.

    Jumanji b****es.
     
  19. Codman

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    Haha...thread title was like a Craigslist ad.


    Go play ball, sleep, pool time, golf, read, movies.
     
  20. DreamShook

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    Finally time to dust off that 1970's p*rn
     

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