FattyFatBastard Wounded in Alleged Stabbing

I thought it was quite a small joke. I'm delighted it's become a meme and given so many such pleasure.

Not that it really matters...

 

It's amazing to me that, even when he's not here, FFB's threads almost always become the stuff of legend.

From the class ring saga, to whether or not he should start a war, to changing kids names on the fly, to doctors at lake-houses who love him, to sidelining as a country singer, and now.....he gets STABBED IN THE NECK after a particularly contentious game of beer pong.

Only you, Fatty.

 

So we still don't know what he did to cause this?

 

And what makes it even more mind-boggling is that he is BANNED and hasn't been able to post in the thread! Yet, this thread about him is on its 13th page and has degenerated into a discussion of crabs, scabies, and other like stuff.

 

Let me tell you right now in case you didn't know, ain't nothing like crabs or scabies.

 

I was not meaning to be negative towards you in the post you quoted. I was referencing ATW's pursuit of justice.

Perhaps you wanted to take a shot at me regardless of what I had posted but I nonetheless felt compelled to clarify, for the sake of the children. I would suggest I am more than a little snarky (and certainly not not). I don't get the ironic part but production and reception are two different animals. I am most certainly removed so again a fair point.

 

Well sure but only for fun and only because I know you can take it. I concede that you were not really being ironic. I=Alanis Morrisette.

 

TIme frame is more than a month off.... but that was still kind of funny. :grin:

 

They almost duked it out!

 

Fatty said I could use this video from the bar's security camera!

Spoiler

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EDIT: I think the neck injury occurs at about 0:40 or 0:44, so the "stabbing" is actually a lizard creature bite wound.

 

MOAR!

 

I just want to be part of the legendary thread. I was going to say more but I decided to just end it there. . .

 

Should've stopped there.

 

I wonder if Jim will testify against his attacker.

 

I think I remember him saying(typing) that he got into fist fights with most of his friends...and then they're buds afterwards. I'm sure they're both kickin it somewhere in a bar laughing about it. It's just another conversation piece now. :grin:

 

Why is nobody stating the obvious? Moes stabbed Fatty because he was feeling insecure being around such macho awesomeness. Then he posted a thread to gloat about it. heyp talked to Fatty and, while not discussing the incident, learned that it was moes who stabbed him...but it was no big deal because Fatty feels sorry for moe and only hangs out with him to help him stop being such a nerd. So heyp calls moes and ass.

It all makes so much sense. You are a sad, friendless jerk, moes. Fatty only got hurt because he cares so much about raising your social status.

 

FFB was stabbed because he left his camera at a girl scout camp. A person found it and thought it was their friend. FFB tracked them down after threatening to get the police involved.

Then the person with the camera showed up in a different car than the one they said they would be in and was pissed at having waited in the wrong end of the parking lot.

FFB yelled at the person who threw the camera, and FFB got angry. The person drew their blade and the rest is now ClutchFans bbs legend.