FattyFatBastard Wounded in Alleged Stabbing

That was not his initiative.

 

That would be a great TV guide blurb for his straight-to-My20 biopic.

 

Funnier still that it would be initiated by ClutchFans 'official' internet detective. Keep taking a bite out of crime, ATW. We are all grateful for your service.

 

"FFB...we know funny...in a sad way."

Yes, ATW, I understand how it went down. That doesn't change my finding humor in it. You, moe, heyp, FFB, FB, BJ, RM95...keeping it real, making it real.

 

And you, rimbo, can always be relied upon to keep it ironic, removed and not a little snarky for balance. We thank you for your service.

 

ATW, not sure what you are aiming to achieve here...

(srsly tho, it ain't worth it mang)

 

new pics of the incident.

Spoiler

 

Is that from West Side Story? If so, kudos on your first funny post. If not, keep trying. I'm sure you'll get there eventually.

 

No way dude.

Spoiler

 

you could always check for yourself, but of course it's the WSS.

http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/...on-knife-fight-scene-from-west-side-story.jpg


I have taken great pride in not receiving any kudos from you...now i'm a little depressed.

 

UPDATE:

Security cameras across the street captured the incident.

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"Of course" it's WSS? I work in theatre but that doesn't mean I'm gay.

Don't worry. You'll never receive sincere kudos from me. I think you're far and away one of the most banal personalities this board has known. I guess you get kudos for that since it's a real achievement given the banality that pervades the board in general, but such kudos will (according to your own metric) surely not prove depressing.

 

BTW Donkey, remind me: was it you or that other fool CaseyH that said they wish I'd died when I was hit by that cab? It would make sense either way since you're both dicks. It would also be a far more grievous offense than saying FFB=FFB, if there were such a thing as a "grievous offense" on a BBS.

 

Thank you.

I suppose i should be a truly unique charcter. I was initially thinking crusty a-hole but you've been here longer than me so I don't want to steal your spotlight.

Boy, you sure are in a more pissy than usual mood.

I did not wish that you died, btw, although i'm starting to lean towards wishing you get crabs.

 

- You're welcome.

- There is no denying I am a crusty a-hole, but everyone knows this. You are late to that game and receive no points from me on this matter.

- I've had crabs and I've had scabies. Scabies were worse and it wasn't even close. But you will not get your wish here. I've been in a committed relationship for nearly 5 years. I don't swap STD's anymore.

 

Not that it really matters.

 

No offense to the victim (FFB) but this thread is hilarious!

 

Scabies aren't STDs, although whole body on body action exposes more of you to them.