Seriously. Give him a ticket [with gloved hands] and move along Why take him to jail and 'process' him? seems like a waste of time. Rocket River
I peez anywhere lulz Yea man, just come piss all over my parked car if you gotta go. And have the piss sit in the sun for a while and gunk up. Washable, who cares, LIBERATION.
I'm really surprised that they arrested him. I've done this once and only got a ticket. The worst part was the cop approached me midway through...he had to wait.
Everytime a public place is micturated upon in this fair city, Nate Robinson is to blame? I MIND! This will not stand this aggression will not stand man new shiit has come to light
JERRY: I've had this condition since I was eleven! I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I have no control over it. Doctors have told me that when I feel it, the best thing to do is just release it. Otherwise, I could die. SECURITY GUARD: Well you're still not allowed. JERRY: Do you hear what I'm saying to you?! I'm telling you that if I don't go, I could die. Die. Is it worth dying for? SECURITY GUARD: That's up to you. JERRY: So you don't care if I die. SECURITY GUARD: What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility. JERRY: It was life and death. SECURITY GUARD: Uh huh. JERRY: Oh I'm lying. Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law. SECURITY GUARD: I don't know. JERRY: Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. JERRY: Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck. SECURITY GUARD: You can tell the police all about it.
