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[OH THE HUMANITY] having a kid

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Dec 1, 2010.

  1. updawg

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    Congrats and as said above and as the father of a soon to be 2 yr old - say goodbye to free timeand hello to new responsibilities ( and this will start before the kid comes)

    play as much golf, sporting events, bars, movies etc as you can NOW
     
  2. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    And if you and your lady love to run around your pad naked, having sex at the drop of a hat when the mood strikes you, go into overdrive now and for the next couple of years. Harper or Cade will put a crimp in that fun before you realize it's happened. Weekends alone, sans kid(s), will become pure gold. Pure gold, my friend. As an old acquaintance once said to me, "Revel in you time!" :cool:
     
  3. Fyreball

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    Congratulations Groogs! We can never have too many Rockets fans in the world!!
     
  4. OmegaSupreme

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    congrats, rm95. :) it's fun seeing folks grow through this board.
     
  5. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    that is no lie. it's crazy considering i was 22 when major introduced me to this site in 98.

    my wife, i **** you not, is a spurs/cowboys/aggy fan while i'm a rockets/texans/longhorn fan. we've already agreed if their twins, i can steer the boy in the right direction and she can brainwash the girl. but if it's only one, i traded cowboys for the rockets. we're both t-shirt fans of the two colleges, so we've agreed to let them pick their own team to follow for college. as least they'll be astros' fans no matter what (not sure if that's good or bad). :)
     
  6. mc mark

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    Late to the thread! Congrats RM!
     
  7. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    2% dilated and 60% efaced. this ****'s really gonna happen i guess.
     
  8. gifford1967

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    Hang in there.
     
  9. Lil Pun

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    Bringing back some memories man. Good luck and hang in there!!!

    BE SUPPORTIVE!!! ;):)
     
  10. leroy

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    Hang in there!
     
  11. DonkeyMagic

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    something just odd about knowing the details how much your wife's vagina has expanded.

    Good luck though
     
  12. weslinder

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    Awesome! Harper Grace Hakeem Googrux or Cade Jackson Hakeem 95 is on her/his way! Prayers for mom and you.
     
  13. Lil Pun

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    It's actually the cervix. :eek:
     
  14. Mae

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    Hope everything is going well!!! Let us know!
     
  15. CrazyDave

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    Better get a quick nap in while you still can.
     
  16. Rockets34Legend

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    Early congrats, man!

    Was there in February. Everything changes when that child is in your arms.
     
  17. DonkeyMagic

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    yeah but cervix doesnt have as a comedic sound of vagina so i took liberty
     
  18. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    When is she due? By 2%, do you mean 2 cm?
     
  19. thadeus

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    Does the baby look like me?
     
  20. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Congrats Groog/RM,

    Get some sleep now my friend.

    DD
     

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