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The secret mind of females

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GlenRice, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. rocketsjudoka

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    Nice Something about Mary reference.

    If you really that much in a state of horniness before you go out then definitely pop the round in the chamber.
     
  2. Mae

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    This is so very true.

    You guys really try too hard. Not all women love jerks who are rich. We don't all fall into the ladder categories. However, I will say not being a douchebag helps.
     
  3. R0ckets03

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    So you are saying GlenRice and his friends have no chance?

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  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    There is only one ladder category on the men's side.
     
  5. Mae

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    I guess what I meant to say was...we don't all believe/fall for the two ladders listed for the women.
     
  6. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Nobody likes to think they've been itemized.

    Remember, you're unique and special...

    ...just like everyone else.
     
  7. Honey Bear

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    On a more serious note, this is another thing girls do. I'm unique. I'm special. I'm not like all the other girls. You want me? Come and get me. Well you're posting on a basketball message board and pretending to have your options open. This confuses GlenRice and he begins to buy into the "secrets" and complexity of the female mind.
     
  8. Mae

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    I'm not on this forum to catch guys nor to lure them into traps. I do not believe I am much different than most women. I am just stating that I probably have more insight into women as I am one of them. I was just stating that not all women categorize men.

    I agreed with Fyreball who listed some rather sound advice to GlenRice.
     
  9. Honey Bear

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    I'm just pulling your leg. Fyreball gave great advice but the purpose of this thread should be to incite mockery.
     
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  10. bamaslammer

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    You need to be like David Caruso in "Jade." Act like kind of a dick.

    Always worked for me. That and I once couldn't care less if a woman stayed, laid or prayed. Act like you could care less and they'll love you for it.

    Seeming desperate in any way was a path to destruction.

    No code.
     
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  11. tmoney1101

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    like a snow flake or a penis wrinkle?
     
  12. tmoney1101

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Thefabman

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    Sounds to me like your putting the p**** on a pedestal...p****lia

    /thread
     
  14. ClutchCity3

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    <iframe width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2Fz3zFqLc3E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  15. SoSoDef76

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    Tell her her webcam is dirty, and that in order to clean it she needs to take her laptop into the shower with her.

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    FULLERTON, Calif. (KABC) -- A computer technician in Fullerton was arrested on Wednesday for allegedly planting spyware on dozens of computers to photograph young women as they got undressed.
    Police claim there are dozens of victims in Orange County and Los Angeles County.

    Authorities said Trevor Harwell, a 20-year-old man from Fullerton, was taken into custody following a yearlong investigation. Harwell was a student at Biola University at the time the investigation started.

    Harwell worked as a computer technician for his father's company called Rezitech that provides help to Macintosh users. He also offered in-home computer repair service for friends and associates.

    Police said Harwell installed a spyware-type program on dozens of computers that would allow him remote access to the user's computer. Harwell would allegedly turn on the webcam through the Internet and photograph his victims in their homes or dorm rooms.

    Sgt. Andrew Goodrich of the Fullerton Police Department said hundreds of thousands of images were collected as part of the investigation.

    Some of the photos are of women taking showers. Goodrich said Harwell got the victims to take their laptops into the bathroom by having a pop-up message show up on their computers that the sensor to their webcam was dirty, and the way to clean it was to take it to a hot, steamy environment like a shower.

    "The victim would think that it was a valid system message coming from the computer," Goodrich said.


    Police were alerted after a victim brought her computer in to be repaired somewhere else, and they noticed that there was software operating in the background. They then urged her to call police.

    Many of the victims attended Biola University. Police believe they have identified all of the victims.

    Anyone with information about the incident is urged to call the Fullerton Police Department at (714) 738-5327.

    http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/orange_county&id=8178997
     
  16. Shaud

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    Big money make the hoes finer
     
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    That was funny.


    But on a more serious note, all of douchebags; jerks; wannabe thugs; the players (especially here in Atlanta) - who are married or in relationships or are carrying around a legion of groupies and etc are really making the dating scene unbearable . . . I've pretty much given up on dating, because of it and have grown happy being single and not having anyone in my life. I agree with one person said about Americans, the only way they could have successful relationship or marriage maybe to marry someone who is not American.

    Also, don't believe nice guys finish last, alot of nice guys I know are dating; in good relationships; married; or are having their hands full with girls throwing themselves at them, even some of shy ones (strangely). I think alot of people often confuse nice guy with average (in build/looks/income); unassuming, run of the mill guy. In fact, I do not think there are as many nice guys as people claim, for me I find them to a little more rare.


    Along with the easy women of the city, and even some girls who can be as snotty and revolting physically as some of the guys. One posters was right, you don't need much to get laid nowadays, the guys on this site aren't trying hard enough or are only looking for the girls who might be mistaken for Maxim model (then no wonder some of them striking out, girls out of their league).
    Alot of these guys have no redeeming qualities, nothing interesting about them, buffonish; immature; boorish; not great conversations; self-absorbed; selfish; generally ranging from sort of hot to like troll-looking ugly ... yet have these nasty attitudes. I haven't had the luxury of meeting to many nice guys who were interested in me, I'm a magnet for jerks; players who are need sugar mama; or married/relationship guys who are in need of little jump-off on the side. I need some pepto bismol.
     
  18. Xerobull

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    That's ingenious.
     
  19. moestavern19

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    I NO RITE?
     
  20. Fyreball

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    I think there should be a disclaimer that states that there is not one single piece of advice that will ever help when dealing with Persian girls. Sometimes, nature produces things that are just plain inexplicable, and they are one of those things.
     

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