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The secret mind of females

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GlenRice, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. R0ckets03

    R0ckets03 Member

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    Or rich.
     
  2. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Hmm...I'm going for 'Ron Burgandy' hair...mayhaps with or without the mustache. What slot or sub-slot subgroup does this qualify me for?
     
  3. Shroopy2

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    Try to be

    <strike>charming</strike>
    Rich
    <strike>sincere</strike>
    <strike>well read</strike>
    Well built
    Have fairly good hygiene
    <strike>sensitive to her emotion</strike>
    <strike>shoulder to cry on</strike>
    Tall
    <strike>humanitarian</strike>
    <strike>respectful </strike>
    Drive a good car
    <strike>considerate</strike>
    Lie about loving kids
     
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  4. plutoblue11

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    You guys are just picking the wrong girls, that's all.


    Some of you should save yourselves the trouble and check out a nice escort page.
     
  5. CheezeyBoy22

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    Humor has always worked and so has roofies....

    Which one will you pick?
     
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    Dude, all you have to do to get laid these days is to have a freakin' pulse.

    If you're young and single and still having a problem getting laid (assuming that's all you're looking for), you must be in a coma. Today's modern women are easy.
     
  7. MadMax

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    except that i started dating my closest friend 17 years ago yesterday...and we've been married for nearly 14 years. sooo...never might be a strong word :)

    here's my tip for the thread: don't live in absolutes. words like "all"..."never"....forget those words. people are different. if you're looking for the "secret," you've missed it entirely.

    also...avoid Tron, entirely. i realize that may seem to go against my "absolutes"...but seriously..avoid it.
     
  8. fadeaway

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    There is one very simple, basic way to get laid that works every time, and it can work for pretty much anyone.

    What is the secret, you ask?

    It's simple... just lower your standards a bit.
     
  9. Rashmon

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    Even after mastering all of the tricks and secrets revealed herein, your biggest impediment remains; unfortunately you're still GlenRice.
     
  10. Honey Bear

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    Spoken like a true chubby chaser.
     
  11. rocketsjudoka

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    There is no such thing and if that is your attitude when you go looking to get laid you definitely are going to have a harder time getting laid.

    From my own observations about guys who seem to have a lot of success with the ladies is that for the most part they are pretty boys who have a douchebag level of confidence and shrug off rejection. Generally being successful seems to be more a matter of natural talent rather than something learned as there are plenty of guys who have some of those qualities or try to emulate those qualities and still do not have much success.

    Generally though being desperate, ie wanting to figure out a way to get laid 100% of the time, doesn't work and is a turnoff.

    My advice if you want to get laid forget schemes or trying to make yourself someone else. Good hygiene is always important but dressing nicely and fashionably really depends on what social circles you run with, there are many girls (granolas, hipsters, scene girls) who otherwise might be turned off by how your fresh wardrobe. Be confident and when you are out try to have fun rather than obsess about trying to get laid. Finally if you get shot down, which you will, don't dwell on it and move on.

    None of that will guarantee you get laid but its going to be better than some sort of scheme and even if you don't you will still enjoy yourself.
     
  12. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    He's right.

    Once you put that p***y on a pedestal, you empower it to say 'nah, not before these demands are met'.

    Women want to get laid too.
     
  13. rocketsjudoka

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    You're talking about Marriage and the OP is talking about Getting Laid.

    There is a difference.
     
  14. rocketsjudoka

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    Yep. Don't do this.
    [​IMG]
     
  15. Honey Bear

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    It takes more than a pulse to get laid with a decent looking chick. Pretending otherwise is a front. I don't know what your self help books and pick up guides tell you, but these are the 5 fundamental "secrets" I live by:

    1. Be hot
    2. Be stylish
    3. Have a large penis
    4. Have a good sense of humor
    5. Be comfortable with yourself

    Bonus
    6. Don't soak yourself in Drakkar Noir
    7. Be able to dance
    8. Be a winner

    And they work pretty well. It's very simple.
     
  16. ChrisBosh

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    No advise matters other than willing to take rejection. Switch your computer off and go out in the real world to find out what its all about. Except for my words of wisdom nothing said in here will help you.
     
  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    My, that's a lot of secrets! I think you're over-complicating things.

    I don't have any self-help books outside of the 7 Habits of Highly Successful People, which teaches a lot of life skills. When I discovered The Ladder Theory is was pretty eye-opening. I don't get the vitriol against it...it's pretty much common sense.

    I'll edit your secrets as basic guidelines:

    1. Be truly happy with yourself (you're a winner in that you're confident in what you do and who you are).

    -Not sure what penis size has to do with getting women into the sack.
     
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    [​IMG]

    So does that mean I should or should not go out on a date with a loaded gun?:confused:
     
  19. Rockets R' Us

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    Wear one of these t-shirts:

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Fyreball

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    At the end of the day, you just have to remember that girls want it just as bad as guys. It's threads like this, however, that have equipped women with empowerment. We're all people at the end of the day, and every person likes someone who is funny, and engaging. Are you gonna be attracted to a girl who can't look you in the eye, and has nothing interesting to say? Just have a normal conversation with her, and be sure to make eye contact. Nobody likes a p***y-footed wuss who doesn't even have the self-confidence to look them in the eye. The bottom line is this: she's not a code you have to crack. She's a girl, you're a boy. The end.
     

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