1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Les Alexanders Coach Hires Decoded: Which Dwarf Will Be Next?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Jun 1, 2011.

Tags:
Page 1 of 2
  1. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Member

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2007
    Messages:
    45,153
    Likes Received:
    21,575
    Listening to how excited and joyful Kevin McHale is talking about being the coach (and in general when talking hoopes), I came to a realization about how Les Alexander's hires coaches.

    Señor Alejandro makes you think he's casting a wide net when fishing for the head coach, but he is simply running through the list of Snow White's Seven Dwarfs. He's gone through 3 of them so far, 4 left to go.


    Sneezy

    <strike>Sleepy</strike> (Back home in Portland)

    Dopey

    Doc (Re-upped for 5 years in Boston-- keeping an eye on him for the future)

    <strike>Happy</strike> (Just hired)

    Bashful

    <strike>Grumpy</strike> (Working for ESPN) ​

    My hope is that Coach Happy has much success and lasts at least 5 more years. If so, Doc is the obvious choice to succeed him. However, Morey should locate Sneezy, Dopey and Bashful in case Happy's reign ends prematurely.
     
    #1 Carl Herrera, Jun 1, 2011
    1 person likes this.
  2. Adrenachrome

    Adrenachrome Member

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2011
    Messages:
    12
    Likes Received:
    2
    Forgot to include your baby dick....BONG!!!!!
     
    #2 Adrenachrome, Jun 1, 2011
  3. tmoney1101

    tmoney1101 Member

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2009
    Messages:
    18,562
    Likes Received:
    23,435
    6 threads on the first page, I wonder what the record is?
     
    #3 tmoney1101, Jun 1, 2011
  4. iconoclastic

    iconoclastic Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2007
    Messages:
    6,100
    Likes Received:
    422
    I think Kevin McHale is Dopey.
     
    #4 iconoclastic, Jun 1, 2011
  5. HillBoy

    HillBoy Member

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2003
    Messages:
    8,939
    Likes Received:
    2,343
    No, that's Les Alexander.
     
    #5 HillBoy, Jun 1, 2011
  6. ico4498

    ico4498 Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    3,766
    Likes Received:
    1,512
    no, Dopey is the new hire.

    (not to be confused with the new hire is dope.)
     
    #6 ico4498, Jun 1, 2011
  7. JoeBarelyCares

    JoeBarelyCares Member

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2001
    Messages:
    6,609
    Likes Received:
    1,883
    I don't see Doc coaching more than five years, it took big $$$ to coax him out of retiring this time. We might be stuck with Dopey:

    [​IMG]
     
    #7 JoeBarelyCares, Jun 1, 2011
  8. kjhwang

    kjhwang Member

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2007
    Messages:
    674
    Likes Received:
    77
    <iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SrjMkeXGfGM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #8 kjhwang, Jun 2, 2011
    1 person likes this.
  9. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 1999
    Messages:
    39,003
    Likes Received:
    3,641
    Seriously, lay off the crack bro.

    Its getting awkward.
     
    #9 moestavern19, Jun 2, 2011
  10. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2000
    Messages:
    83,288
    Likes Received:
    62,281
    Indeed.
     
    #10 AroundTheWorld, Jun 2, 2011
  11. Steve_Francis_rules

    Steve_Francis_rules Member

    Joined:
    Dec 11, 1999
    Messages:
    8,467
    Likes Received:
    300
    I guess this is your explanation for why Mike Brown was in the running?
     
    #11 Steve_Francis_rules, Jun 2, 2011
  12. txtodd

    txtodd Member

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2008
    Messages:
    735
    Likes Received:
    585
    Dopey is John Lucas.

    Too soon?
     
    #12 txtodd, Jun 2, 2011
  13. Sooty

    Sooty Member

    Joined:
    Oct 23, 2007
    Messages:
    2,290
    Likes Received:
    2,269
    what are you on, son?
     
    #13 Sooty, Jun 2, 2011
  14. weslinder

    weslinder Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2006
    Messages:
    12,983
    Likes Received:
    291
    Billy Clyde Gillespie, or Eddie/Sean Sutton?
     
    #14 weslinder, Jun 2, 2011
  15. DieHard Rocket

    DieHard Rocket Member

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2000
    Messages:
    9,413
    Likes Received:
    1,161
    Carl, you aren't as annoying as DD used to be but you are approaching him in the vein that I see your name everywhere associated with junk posts like this.

    I know it's the offseason, but it might be time to cut back. You don't have to start a new thread for every clever idea that runs through your head. It can go in existing threads.
     
    #15 DieHard Rocket, Jun 2, 2011
  16. LabMouse

    LabMouse Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2008
    Messages:
    3,662
    Likes Received:
    251
    Next DD soon? From realgm.com, McHale Plans To Use Adelman's Offense. Do not know why OP hates McHale hiring so much when we all know Adelman was not the same page with Morey and Les?

     
    #16 LabMouse, Jun 2, 2011
  17. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2002
    Messages:
    46,550
    Likes Received:
    6,132
    I agree.
     
    #17 Mr. Clutch, Jun 2, 2011
  18. JayZ750

    JayZ750 Member

    Joined:
    May 16, 2000
    Messages:
    25,432
    Likes Received:
    13,390
    McHale is a very tall person. Not sure how you got dwarf out of that.

    It's also interesting to see some old-time posters starting to tire of your schtick. I personally find it on the whole very entertaining (hence clicking on the thread), but I'd agree you are starting to go a tad overboard.
     
    #18 JayZ750, Jun 2, 2011
  19. Hayesfan

    Hayesfan Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2006
    Messages:
    10,910
    Likes Received:
    374
    Man people are harsh today!

    I personally saw the title and knew exactly what you were thinking.. and I laughed.
     
    #19 Hayesfan, Jun 2, 2011
  20. Little Bit

    Little Bit Member

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2008
    Messages:
    8,141
    Likes Received:
    7,584
    Lighten up people......and the OP doesn't hate McHale.
     
    #20 Little Bit, Jun 2, 2011
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page