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lets play: freak out the Wal-Mart cashier

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets Pride, Jun 2, 2011.

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  1. Rockets Pride

    Rockets Pride Member

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    you can only buy three items


    Lizzie McGuire DVD box set
    Vaseline
    Car battery
     
    #1 Rockets Pride, Jun 2, 2011
  2. Lil Pun

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    Condoms, girls panties, Skittles
     
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  3. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Easy:

    -Total: $6.22

    -Give: a ten, a one, 22 cents.

    -Watch brain explode
     
    #3 Xerobull, Jun 2, 2011
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    Trash Bags
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    Dress up in a tuxedo and ask her for her hand and marriage... Have the ring be one of those ring pop/blow pop... Then proceed to punch her in the face and run out the door as fast as you can...
     
    #5 VanityHalfBlack, Jun 2, 2011
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    Justin Bieber DVD/magazine
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    #6 DonnyMost, Jun 2, 2011
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    Bleach
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  8. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    I think you guys are giving Wal-Mart cashiers too much credit.
     
    #8 Xerobull, Jun 2, 2011
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    Sour pickle jar
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  10. raj87

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    I can say, with conviction, that absolutely no combination of merchandise would alarm a Wal-Mart cashier.
     
    #10 raj87, Jun 2, 2011
  11. rocketsjudoka

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    That's why I always use the self-checkout. ;)
     
    #11 rocketsjudoka, Jun 2, 2011
  12. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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  13. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Peopleofwalmart.com is pretty much proof of this...
     
    #13 Dr of Dunk, Jun 2, 2011
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    Whipped cream, little girls panties, and Jodeci CD
     
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    Shaun T's Kids Club Workout
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  18. DonkeyMagic

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    i beg to differ.

    Dental Floss
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    #18 DonkeyMagic, Jun 2, 2011
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    Reflection tape, baby wipes, and KY Jelly. :grin:
     
    #19 imasonamagun, Jun 2, 2011
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Camo hunting outfit
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