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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RoxSqaud, May 25, 2011.

  1. RedRedemption

    RedRedemption Member

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    It's obvious that those cars are female autobots.
     
  2. TheFreak

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  3. Precision340

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    lol.. repped!
     
  4. R0ckets03

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    i guess its still better then humping a goat or a cow or something.
     
  5. Granville

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    "tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty"
     
  6. Rox_fan_here

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    Is it?

    Is it really??

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  7. professorjay

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    I prefer them totally shaved.

    Wait, what?
     
  8. Fyreball

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    I like mine with a little hair....

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    BTW, what that goat has to do with Volkswagen, I have no idea.....
     
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  9. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    LOL! :grin:

    I think you want this thread, sir: Clowns vs. Mimes.... :eek:

    EDIT: darn it, I can't read. :(
     
  10. BetterThanI

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    You Might Think I'm crazy, but this doesn't sound that strange to me. Every once in a while, I like to Shake It Up with an automotive date. I once even had a fling with My Best Friend's Girl, a sweet convertible. Man, she was Just What I Needed. We definitely let the Good Times Roll. But eventually I had to say Bye Bye Love. She was a Dangerous Type and just had too much Drive for me. Now I'm hooking up with this cute little Miata, and the relationship is truly Magic. You can make fun all you want, but I'm certain of one thing: Tonight She Comes.
     
  11. VanityHalfBlack

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    You really believe a human being can have sexual intercourse with an automobile??
     
  12. Dei

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    If you masturbate into a car's fuel tank, is it gonna be bad?
     
  13. aghast

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    I've been doing some research on purchasing a sports car.

    I'm now rethinking that purchase.

    I wish to protect my investment. Tell me, freak car fetishist board members.

    Does

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    =

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    Can I ensure my ride remains chaste if I lock it away in the garage and never let others see it in light of day?
     
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  14. Mac#5

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    Damn i feel sorry for that beetle
     
  15. Jontro

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    Luckily I never wash my car and it has a busted bumper on the back. He wouldn't go near it within 50 clicks.
     
  16. tmoney1101

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    I saw a Herby replica on the road today, cypresswood and 249.
     
  17. RoxSqaud

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    Was there a guy ****ing it?
     
  18. ima_drummer2k

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    Speaking from experience, yes.
     
  19. mylilpony

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    a sidebenefit is that you dont have to buy viagra because you get tetanus on your wing wang.
     
  20. lpbman

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    Do not ruin this for me.

    If no one is looking it's totally cool to dry hump a 250 GTO. It's why you clean them with diapers. It's why I only wear sweatpants so as to not sully her paint should again we meet. Dark enough ally.... she's metal, she's mine. Steel can get all dirty without looking Mom in the eye the next morning.
     

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