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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by kmav23, May 22, 2011.

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  1. kmav23

    kmav23 Rookie

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    Guys,

    Due to to poor availability of potential coaches, i am offering my services as Coach of the Houston rockets.

    I am 32 years of age and have been playing since i was 8 years old. I can start as soon as possible.

    My coaching style would be strong defence a very slow tempo where we only shoot in the last 5 seconds and keep the total points of the game to under 100 for both teams combined ( e.g a score of 60 to 30 ).

    Only threes, post play or penetrating to the basket no mid range shots.

    to motivate the team i plan to get ejected for each game to fire them up.

    Experience

    NBA Live Jam 2000- 20011
    NBA Jam 2010-2011

    Watching NBA games 1987 - 2011 (24 yrs exp)

    Clutchfans forum poster - 2 years

    Qualifications

    Bachelor degree with a double major in Economics and COMMUNICATION !

    Skills

    - Microsoft Office....

    - driver's licence and own car


    # If anyone else is interested in applying please list your skills and experience...
     
    #1 kmav23, May 22, 2011
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  2. KingStevo10

    KingStevo10 Member

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    I hate the Mavs & j*zz

    Hire me Morey!
     
    #2 KingStevo10, May 22, 2011
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  3. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    #3 REEKO_HTOWN, May 22, 2011
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  4. coachbadlee

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    Git 'er done Morey!!!:grin:
     
    #4 coachbadlee, May 22, 2011
  5. coachbadlee

    coachbadlee Member

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    Wait a minute. Did you say you post on clutchfans? Pass!!:rolleyes:
     
    #5 coachbadlee, May 22, 2011
  6. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    You are slightly overqualified...
     
    #6 Pizza_Da_Hut, May 22, 2011
  7. TexAg713

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    #7 TexAg713, May 22, 2011
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    Shaud Member

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    What in the hell is NBA Live Jam?
     
    #8 Shaud, May 22, 2011
  9. DtJohnKimbell

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    He's so good he plays both NBA Jam and NBA Live at the same time, on two different tv's
     
    #9 DtJohnKimbell, May 22, 2011
  10. apollo33

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    You are a hell lot better than Mike Brown
     
    #10 apollo33, May 22, 2011
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    I'm a good speller.
     
    #11 RoxSqaud, May 22, 2011
  12. kmav23

    kmav23 Rookie

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    Update

    I have just been contacted by the rockets i have been shortlisted ...

    Apparently me win/loss ratio is my strength, better then Kevin Mchales at 50% (0-0)
     
    #12 kmav23, May 22, 2011
  13. tellitlikeitis

    tellitlikeitis Canceled
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    Actually, if you're 0-0, that's 0%...
     
    #13 tellitlikeitis, May 22, 2011
  14. kmav23

    kmav23 Rookie

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    what if i lose 10 games..

    0 - 10 would i be 0% ?
     
    #14 kmav23, May 22, 2011
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  16. LCII

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    made me laugh, repped
     
    #16 LCII, May 22, 2011
  17. cuddie

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    You...graduated from college? :eek:
     
    #17 cuddie, May 22, 2011
  18. rolandvpro

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    i too would like to add my name to the list of coaches:

    Resume:

    never played or coached organized basketball

    played and coached baseball for 20yrs Jr high level

    played and coached football Jr high and high school level ( won 12 championships as a head coach)

    if your phone system doesn't work i can fix that too

    ( now everyone post there resume for the head coach of the Rockets)

    i'm sure they are looking at this job board for candidates :)
     
    #18 rolandvpro, May 22, 2011
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  19. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    Nope, we want proven failure, like McHale as a GM in Minnesota.
     
    #19 Mr. Clutch, May 22, 2011
  20. Matt_Maloney

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    I like watching basketball. Court side seats for every game, hell yea.

    I would also sign this guy.

    http://youtu.be/KSK4Y-CK50s

    <iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KSK4Y-CK50s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #20 Matt_Maloney, May 22, 2011
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