End of Days Coming on May 21st

It just rained at my house in Austin. The end is near!!

 

Tqhese clowns and the media giving them all the attention...ugh!

 

I'M PARTYING LIKE F*** ON SATURDAY NIGHT

hopefully the earthquakes don't destroy my ability to enjoy beer and straight shots

 

Not only that, but they said it's hailing in some areas, too! I'm getting my looting gear ready.

 

So, I guess China and some of the Far East is gone, where is it 6pm now?

DD

 

damn, it's about to be may 21 in a little bit

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Damn, I'm still here. I was kinda hoping I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

I'm down to my last few hours. I had a good run, but there are some voids in my life. I'll never get a chance to make love to Kate Upton. I'll never get a chance to meet Katy Perry and tell her how much her music sucks. I'll never get a chance to go to El Hitman's strip club. But most of all, I'll never get a chance to punch Karl Malone in the face...

 

fixed, i'm sure you will

 

what time zone is the Judgmental day supposed to hit us officially? The day is almost over in far east.

 

I picture God being a primetime kinda guy. If there's gonna be a rapture, do it big or go home. I'm thinking 7 pm in each time zone. I'm planning on prank calling Lebron at 5:59 central, and laughing about it all the way til 7.

 

I'm in Beijing right now, It was kinda windy today.

 

May 21st is already over in New Zealand. It's May 22nd.

No catastrophic earthquakes that would surpass the Japan earthquake, as predicted by the doomsayer. Maybe the doomsayer forgot to carry the 1 to make it May 31st.

How can anybody believe the motives of their leader with a radio station lease expiring in 2023, 12 years after the rapture, and collected $100 mil?

Hmm....

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/na...ader_harold_camping/srvc=home&position=recent

 

6 PM PST. We all have 8 1/2 hours left.

 

And it begins

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/n....t-two-and-injuring-over-100-people-2011-05-20

 

End of the world my ass.... God is not going to make it that easy for us to just wipe all the misery away like that.. He wants us to suffer until the very last breath... The day the world end's is a joyous day...

 

The day I believe in a god and all this apocalyptic bull**** is the day I die. Bahahaha. Do you really think a higher power has the ability to create random ass earthquakes and natural disasters, when it's been proven that these are naturally occurring... occurrences?

 

Is this...heaven?

 

[faint whisper]

If you build it they will come.