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"Strip Club Diaries"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, May 16, 2011.

  1. shipwreck

    shipwreck Member

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    you use a lot of online acronyms and emoticons for "not an internet guy."
     
  2. El Hitman

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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
  3. vlaurelio

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    try bikini models and promo girls
     
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  4. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Wow. That is so awesome. I totally envy your life.


    Is that the response you're looking for?
     
  5. El Hitman

    El Hitman Member

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    No because bikini girls and promo girls already make a lotof money and they KNOW they're hot. I specialize in hidden gems and undercover slutty girls. That's why I put ads for bartenders, waitresses, and door hosts...cause they don't know their full potential yet. I don't want smart hot girls, I want dumb hot ones...that I can manipulate.
     
  6. El Hitman

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    Is this guy serious? What are you impying? That I DO know how to operate a blog? Or that maybe I'm secretly an internet guru...freaking jacka$$. Go play star wars or something.
     
  7. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    I have a recommendation:


    Maybe more for prime time nights like Friday and Saturday.

    Live Rock and Hot Chicks

    You get a band to play some classic rock cover songs and have the Girls dance in front to get the party started.

    Like a mini rock concert that will get blood pumping and drinks flowing while guys check out the girls and band on stage. Let them play for free as to get their name out there.
     
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  8. dmc89

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    If you haven't read these books, I highly recommend them. The few posts of yours that caught my eye echoed ideas that are similar to those found in these books:

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    http://www.amazon.com/Psychopath-Test-Journey-Through-Industry/dp/1594488010

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    http://www.amazon.com/Camus-Strange...=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1305748649&sr=1-1

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    http://www.amazon.com/American-Psyc...=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1305748718&sr=1-1
     
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  9. El Hitman

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    This would work, but only after the club is established...because by having a rock band you are alienating anybody that doesn't like rock. And that is a dumb move. So maybe later on. Thanks for the suggestion though.
     
  11. shipwreck

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    I am implying that instead of repeatedly bragging about your lack of a real career or humanity on peripheral sections of a basketball forum, that compiling a blog or a simple text document to chronicle your incredibly UNIQUE stories is entirely within your technological capabilities.

    I haven't read your thread. I was simply responding to your initial "I don't want a blog bc I'm not an internet guy lol," when you clearly meant to say that you don't want a blog because nobody will read it, and you will not get the immediate attention you are seeking.

    I'm really hurt by your assertions that I am a jacka$$, and that I am nerdy. If only there were some middle ground between running a whorehouse and living in outer space.
     
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  12. v3.0

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    I think El Hitman moonlights as a wrestler too...

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  13. El Hitman

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    This guy just won't go away. :eek: The only reason I posted this damn thread was because I know how fickle this board is...and every now and then you clutchfans need something else to talk about besides the rudy gay/shane battier trade or morey being overrated. It's the off season and I feel like sharing my stories on THIS website...not on some blog. You seem like a smart guy, so if you don't like my thread then don't read it. I never knew anything about the strip club business until 3 years ago...and until then I was completely oblivious to it's existence. Some of the members might be the same way...and I've decided to expose them to it. So the next time any of you decide to visit one of these fine establishments you won't walk out $300 lighter. And yes...I am using this forum to spread the word of the club we will be opening soon...and yes clutchfans will get free drinks. So if that doesn't jive with you...then move right along my fellow Rockets fan.
     
  14. shipwreck

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    This guy makes 80 posts out of the 230-something in his own thread, in two days, bragging about his burgeoning career as a pimp, and I'm the jacka$$ who won't go away?

    I've learned that there are generally two types of Clutchfans. There are those who come here to read, and those who come to tell and teach. The former is the majority, and we feast on idiots like you. Given that we're all pretty much self-taught online geniuses, the only thing that is ever really learned is what kind of person a poster wants to be perceived as.

    I will probably keep reading this thread, because I find it hilarious to listen to people talk about how awesome their real lives are, to complete strangers, online. But hey man, it's your life and your right to delusion.

    I'm not a feminist. I'm not a white knight. I love women, and I love them getting naked. But you sound like a wannabe Charlie Sheen without the success, money, or novelty. I'll take you up on the free drinks though.
     
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  15. rocketsjudoka

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    I would take this opportunity to pimp my band but Irish punk isn't that good to strip too.

    Now drinking.... We move a lot of product!
     
  16. El Hitman

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    You should of just said that since the beginning. Well played my man. :cool:
     
  17. El Hitman

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    HEY! Say what you will about me...but keep Charlie Sheen out of this! :grin:
     
  18. Fyreball

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    Whoa whoa whoa, let's not be hasty here. I mean, don't tell me you can't envision strippers doing a jig on stage.....
     
  19. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Whored of the dance? :confused:
     
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  20. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    El Hitman, have you ever considered opening a strip club featuring male dancers?
     

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