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"Strip Club Diaries"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, May 16, 2011.

  1. MykTek

    MykTek Member

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    I couldn't help to picture the hand sanitizers to be placed inside those dildos/vibrators that shoot out.... LMAO

    Stripper comes up to your table, grabs the dildo, squeezes it and it shoots hand sanitizers out, she cleans up and then gives you a lap dance...
     
  2. El Hitman

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    Exactly I like your thinking...once it's up and running then we can add and subtract. It'll take a good year or two before that happens though.
     
  3. El Hitman

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    those little wipe packets on tables would be very subtle...it's a good idea.
     
  4. RV6

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    Yea, i should just take it as a joke, yet still feel the need to come here and call people's suggestions stupid. Makes a ton of sense.
     
  5. v3.0

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    Well it sure does sound stupid. Just the thought of a bunch of numbnuts lined up in chairs getting a few seconds of lapdances while the dancers rotate is comical, how about you have one more dancer than chairs/dudes and once the music stops the dancer that can't find a spot must perform fellatio to the dudes. :grin:
     
  6. RV6

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    It's an idea that either won't work at all or will be great, there's no grey area. Men may not feel as "special" as if they had the full attention of one dancer the whole time or they may feel no need to get more dances if they've already sampled all the dancers....on the other hand, the brief tease may hook them into getting more dances from multiple strippers, so they can experience the whole show. Also, if you advertise it as a "special" or "limited' event, like only available once every hour or on a certain night, then that may influence customers into going for it without giving it much thought.

    I think you're underestimating how hypnotized some men can get and how easily they'll let the money flow. If there's something that can get most men to lose their common sense, it's naked, attractive women act like they want them. Hell, for some attractiveness isn't even that important.
     
  7. El Hitman

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    No matter how genius an idea is...it won't work if the dancers don't like it or agree to it...nevermind what customers think. Most girls have regulars and they don't have time for "new ideas". Usually we'll just let them make their money their way. The only way you can incorporate new ideas and make them do what YOU want...is if they're making so much money that they will try anything you tell them to...cause they trust you'll make them money no matter what. But to get to that level...it takes time. My goal is to get to where Michael's was at it's peak and take it to the next level...we never realistically competed with Men's Club, Treasures or St. James, but we were sure as hell a lot more exciting than they ever will be. That's my goal. Not match them sales wise but attract enough customers of theirs to make a substantial profit and in the process blow the small strip clubs out of the water.
     
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  8. rocketsjudoka

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    That was sort of what I was thinking. Something that is practical but works into the act.

    Speaking of such I've been doing some appliance design too so maybe there's a market for this sort of thing. ;)
     
  9. rimrocker

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    Man rj, El Hitman is not the only one pimpin' in this thread.
     
  10. MiddleMan

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    You are a mfkn Hustla!!! Stay up bro!!
     
  11. rocketfan83

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    I got forced into I-10 caberet about a month ago. Honestly it was pretty bad besides the 5 buck cover. Some of the worst music I've ever heard of and the woman were just as bad....And the good ole pat down at the door was semi odd I thought.And also the flashing of gang signs during songs... We stayed for about an hour than headed else where....It was a pretty bad start to a bachelor party....

    I'm not really a strip club guy maybe twice a year..


    But it isnt it all about location? I'm guessing in a good location you will find better looking woman and people that have more $$$ to spend hence the better looking woman they attract...And also more $$$ for the owners.

    Accurate?
     
  12. El Hitman

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    I believe you. And I must clarify my shift and my girls were there from 11am to 7pm. It was main stream music, $3 cover, $1 drinks and free buffet. After 7pm it turned ghetto as hell with nothing but rap, ghetto girls and pimps. That's why we left they never wanted to change night to match day. It was 2 contrasting styles in one club. It was never gonna work and we were wasting our time.
     
  13. T-Slack

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    Hitman, what do you think of students banging their teachers and telling the police after wards.
     
  14. rocketsjudoka

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    Trust me there are days that my line of work doesn't seem much different than pimpin'.
     
  15. SpaceCityKid

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    Real pimps don't ask they demand with the help of their back hand anchored with a couple of diamond rings. :grin:
     
  16. BMoney

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    77530 represent! Er, ok, I guess I'm the only one that grew up there.
    I live in New Zealand now.
     
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  18. Rockets2K

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    Funnily, I grew up in 77503(Pasadena)

    I actually knew that already. ;)

    To keep this on topic, any suggestions for our prospective entrepreneur based on Kiwi strip clubs?:grin:
     
  19. rocketsjudoka

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    I wish I could do that to clients that owe me money and to subs who don't deliver on time.
     
  20. El Hitman

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    So I posted an ad online soliciting new bartenders, waitresses, and door hosts. Little do the unsuspecting hot girls know...that all those positions are taken, in reality I'm looking for dumb slutty girls that I can bullsh!t in to dancing.

    I love my job. :grin:
     

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