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"Strip Club Diaries"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, May 16, 2011.

  1. El Hitman

    El Hitman Member

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    I've arranged some of those...OUTSIDE of work though. hahaha. Customers pay top dollar for that too. I had one 3 weeks ago, he gave me $3,000 cash to make it happen and to pay the girls for it. Of course I low balled them and kept $2,000 for myself...and they split $1,000 amongst themselves. Bwahahaha. Idiots. :cool:
     
  2. v3.0

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    It's a stupid idea but I like how you're patronizing all the wannabe pimps in this thread.
     
  3. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Wouldn't a "gang bang train" be illegal?
     
  4. PeacePeace

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    EPIC thread hitman. this **** is absolutely rediculous.

    I sent you a pm via email if you could check it out that'd be great!

    peace
     
  5. El Hitman

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    A lot of things are illegal. Like speeding and jaywalking. But THIS kind of illegal is more fun. :grin:
     
  6. CrazyDave

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    Don't bend over for the soap.
     
  7. El Hitman

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    Speaking of pimps. I just told a girl to go F herself cause I know she has a pimp and he's always here. She tried to fee me this B.S that he's her ride and that he's just hanging out. If he's not consuming liquor and spending money then I don't want him here. So she got mad and left. If you have a pimp please tell him to stay at home...stupid girls think they're smarter than me. :mad:
     
  8. El Hitman

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    How do I check P.M's? I've had this clutchfan membership for 3 years and I still don't know. hahaha.
     
  9. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Kind of odd that you would admit to promoting prostitution and supplying prostitutes on a public message board, especially when you are a GM or soon to be GM of a strip club. Seems like you are putting your livelihood and that of your bosses in jeopardy. You never know who is reading this.
     
  10. El Hitman

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    Ha ha ha. Cops don't care about that, and TABC doesn't either. Ex employees always go to HPD saying that they got fired and that they want to expose Michael's or other strip clubs...and guess what? Nothing ever happens. There are too many loopholes and laws that contradict each other, and plenty of gray areas that strip clubs use to exploit weak links in the system. Me saying that I openly mess with slutty women and occasionally arrange meetings between them and friends for money isn't gonna do change anything. What about the hotels on 1-10 selling girls and crack? They should go and bust them...not worry about little ol'me. Or go to the classifieds promoting naked showers with hot women, the prostitution spas all over Houston, or the girls on backpage.com promoting their "services". Dude I'm not worried about anything. If I get "busted" I'll sue the city of Houston for letting all that other crap happen.
     
  11. vlaurelio

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    great GM move.. screw your customers and your ASSets
     
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    Hey, don't knock it till you try it.


    EDIT: Moderators, please delete the post above. For some reason, it's not letting me edit. Thanks.

    P.S. Can you do it quickly? Thanks again.
     
  13. El Hitman

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    Too explicit? Ehh...I'll try to keep it clean. :grin:
     
  14. El Hitman

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    Well it was my money once he gave it to me. I "hired" the girls with it.
     
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    Congratulations on being smarter than a bunch of coked-up strippers. How's that cure for cancer coming?
     
  16. El Hitman

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    This is exactly what I'm talking about...some of you guys said you knew everything about this business, yet some of you are worried about me getting caught? Ha, this business is as thriving as your corner Starbucks...nobody wants to expose it or talk about it...and I don't know why. It's everywhere you look and everybody is involved, some of the girls even have HPD officers as customers. You guys are blind. :cool:
     
  17. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    I'm not worried about it, I am looking forward to it.
     
  18. CrazyDave

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    Exactly, eh?
    So.... you don't know why... but you think that what this thread brings to us in terms of enlightenment will revolve around how you can't get caught, something you don't understand yourself.

    I'm not sure if the thread just gained potential or got more stupid.

    Carry on.
     
  19. Rashmon

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    Hand sanitizers on every table would set your club apart from the sleazy clubs.
     
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    I haven't been to a strip club in years so I don't know what sanitization standards are but having something like that might not be a bad idea. I presume that the customers can't touch the dancers but maybe for the dancers and customers safety having gel sanitizers readily available might be a good thing.

    Perhaps before and after giving a lap dance a dancer could rub herself down with gel sanitizer and even work than into part of the act. Thinking design wise maybe could design dispensers so they don't look like something out of a hospital.
     

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