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"Strip Club Diaries"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, May 16, 2011.

  1. El Hitman

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    The problem with Michael's was that nightshift had different standards than dayshift. Therefore there was a huge difference in quality, plus some of the ugly girls have been there for over 10 years and the owner wouldn't dare fire them. But at our new club we're gonna start new, yes I will tell you this...at first you hire whatever girls you can get...once it picks up you weed them out. It's the blueprint of running a brand new stripclub, something some of you may not understand. It takes YEARS to get to Treasures, Mens Club level, but it can be done. I'm not saying we're gonna knock them out of the competition, but we will blow all the wanna be clubs out of the water. They don't have the financial backing or management skills to compete with us.
     
  2. El Hitman

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    They are not MY investors. He acquired them over his 4 years at Michael's, they're giving me g.m status...I can't really complain. Once I get my own investors then I can do what I want, but not yet. Plus, we're not stopping at just one club...we have enough investors for multiple clubs in the future.
     
  3. Ricksmith

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    Do you need a bouncer? I'm not that mean, but I'm a pretty big guy. If there's ever any real trouble, I'll just hide in one of strippers' vagina until the cops come.
     
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  4. El Hitman

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    These are all good ideas, once the club picks up and we have a steady flow of customers, we'll incorporate them.
     
  5. El Hitman

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    Hmm...I don't think I have time for that. With what the naked girls, free booze, and more naked girls? Eh...I don't think that's gonna work. I barely have enough time to go the gym.
     
  6. El Hitman

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    The investors have their own architects bro. I'm just gonna run it and make suggestions. :cool:
     
  7. El Hitman

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    Really? Hmm. I'll keep that in mind. Thanks.
     
  8. El Hitman

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    At Michael's you got all the privacy in the world for FREE. No vip band no people watching you dance none of that. That's one of the reasons we were so successful. And we're gonna copy that.
     
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    Perfect! When you open up I need you to point me in the right direction of the easiest slut there.
     
  10. rocketsjudoka

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    Thanks. Feel free to send me an email through the BBS if interested. Even if your investors have a guy I might be able to consult if they aren't familiar with unusual entertainment projects.
     
  11. Drizno

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    Doesn't Garland look like the dude from Snatch? Cousin Avi? Oh yea... Tony Stacks FTW!
     
  12. El Hitman

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    Yesss. I will.
     
  13. El Hitman

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    I will thanks.
     
  14. Harrisment

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    So you basically want to run a train on the dancers?
     
  15. RV6

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    Example: 5 guys sitting within a few steps of each other. 5 dancers. One song. Dancers dance with one guy for X amount of seconds, then rotate to next guy, and so on. Each guy pays $20 like usual, but gets to check out 5 dancers. Each girl gets $20 and dances their usual one song.
     
  16. thegary

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    ^ you clearly don't get it
     
  17. El Hitman

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    It's a good idea, but I gotta see how the dancers will react to it. You know them girls are crazy.
     
  18. SpaceCityKid

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    another idea.

    Fetish Night?

    there are guys who like feet, hair, being beat, hell some sick sons of b****es like getting a big ol fart ripped right in their face.

    just a thought :cool:
     
  19. Harrisment

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    I still think just running a classic gang bang train is the way to go. It's a proven and timeless method.
     
  20. El Hitman

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    I know a lot of girls that don't dance but do escort services. And you will not believe the kind of customers they get. I know we've all heard of the guys that likes to get dominated and spit on...but these mother!!@# are crazy. I've heard they like to get tied up naked and spit on, defecated on, written on with a permanent marker, beat, called names, even raped with foreign objects. Not only that they are willing to pay top dollar for everything...but what matters most to them is not the price, but the privacy. That's what they pay for. Cause these guys have wives and corporate jobs, how would this office conversation go..."Bob hey did you hear about this new fad going on about the jar and a gerbil up your a$$?" "Yes I heard, even Richard Gere is into that kind of stuff" "Awesome"!!! lol, you get my point. :grin:
     

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