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"Strip Club Diaries"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, May 16, 2011.

  1. El Hitman

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    Extra stuff? Like Oreo's? Double Stuff? I love those. And I have no idea what you're talking about T-Mac.
     
  2. heypartner

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    ^ I just meant Showers is not going "all in" You can't get your hair wet half way. We all know that girls won't get their hair wet unless you go all in on a pool, hottub, waterfall and bidet water park sprinkler system.

    "Showers?" screw that idea.

    Do water or not. Don't do water half way.
     
  3. El Hitman

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    I'll take a couple days off from the bar scene every week...then I'll dive right back in. It hasn't gotten old in 2 years, maybe when I get old? But by then...why quit? What am I gonna do? Go to college? lol.
     
  4. El Hitman

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    Hmm...I see what you're saying. It will take some planning but I'll get it done eventually. Give me some time clutchfans.
     
  5. El Hitman

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    Phone is ringing...ho's are calling. Gotta go. :grin:
     
  6. monkeyboy32

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    Not to be negative or anything bc I respect a man's hustle.. but Michael's wouldn't even crack the top 5 as far as top strip slubs in the H... the last time I went I thought the collection of women was pretty far from boner-inducing.

    I wish you luck, but I can't see you topping St James, Treasures, The Mens Club as far as quality of women
     
  7. tmoney1101

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    It smells like onions and broken dreams in here.
     
  8. MiddleMan

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    Brilliant!!!!
     
  9. RV6

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    All this talk about pools/water/tubs reminds me of Cancun. There's a club there called Bulldogs and they have this next to the stage:

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  10. droxford

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    You need to get a piece of ownership of your new place (even if it's just a small piece).
     
  11. Dairy Ashford

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    Probably a little spring-breaky or the kind of thing a sports bar would do; but maybe consider some foxy-boxing or oil/margarita wrestling on your slowest week nights. Maybe just something less provocative: female arm wrestling, competitive pillow-fighting. Or even a stripper machine bull-riding contest, or stripper slam ball.

    Or even go TGI Fridays and stick some games in there, video-golf driving range or something.

    Also, not sure what your food menu's like, but maybe you could step it up or even do free or unique stuff every once in a while: free ribs or t-bones, chilean sea bass, shark meat, deer, wild game....
     
  12. heypartner

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    they have a hottub of girls.

    who would have thought of that!
     
  13. aghast

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    You could raffle off their purity pledges.

    They'd totally have to sign it, so you'd know it's legit.
     
  14. Dubious

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    Seriously, you need to keep a diary of all the stories you run across for a few years, with character descriptions and running histories. In a couple of years you will have the basis of a what I suspect would be a pretty good selling book. A ghost writer can take your notes and flesh it out. Sex, drugs, crimes, jealousy, relationships, lesbians, tragedy, drama depravity. good (fella) stuff.

    Just change the names when you are recording the stories, and don't tell anyone you are doing it. Keep it encrypted and stored on a storage site away from your own records.
     
  15. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    A big replica vag is really thinking outside the box... um, so to speak.

    I'd like to put my vote and my potential patronage with heypartner's idea. If there are floor sprinkler bidets everywhere, I am in.
     
  16. rocketsjudoka

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    Do you need an architect?
     
  17. kpsta

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    With all the talk of jacuzzis, sprinklers, water parks, and bidets, it sounds like a marine biologist might be in order.

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    ^^ this is the type of women you do not want, b**** has no ass!!!
     
  19. rocketsjudoka

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    Don't you mean City Planner?;)

    Just on a side note I actually have worked on fancy restaurant and entertainment projects with fountains, waterfalls and aquariums.
     
  20. RocketBlood

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    I really like goin to St.James because of the way lap dances work. For $20 bucks you go in a private small room and get your dance, unlike most places like Treasures were you have to pay alot of money for a private dance upstairs if not they will take you to the corner of the club and you get a dance next to a dude getting a dance also and then I have my friends looking over there shoulder and watching me lol someplaces even require you to buy a vip band for $20 to be able to get dances which is BS,!

    Something to think about El Hitman.


    Did Michales have private rooms for $20 dances or they would dance in the corner for you??
     

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