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The greatest joke ever

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jugdish, May 14, 2011.

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Better joke

  1. Muffin

    12 vote(s)
    33.3%

  2. Pirate

    24 vote(s)
    66.7%
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  1. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    Two muffins are sitting in an oven. First muffin says, "Holy ****, it's hot in here."

    Second muffin says, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"



    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his ass. He walks up to the bar and says, "Get me a beer."

    The bartender says, "Hey, you know you got a steering wheel sticking out of your ass?"

    Pirate says, "Arrrr, I know, it's driving me nuts!"
     
    #1 Jugdish, May 14, 2011
  2. GlenRice

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    Do you like fish sticks?
     
    #2 GlenRice, May 14, 2011
  3. Relentless

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    Knock knock
     
    #3 Relentless, May 14, 2011
  4. Invisible Fan

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    BOOOO

    Where's the Jugdish option?
     
    #4 Invisible Fan, May 14, 2011
  5. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    It hurts don't it?

    Oh, yeah, it does hurt.
     
    #5 Jugdish, May 14, 2011
  6. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    No, I'm no longer five years old.
     
    #6 Jugdish, May 14, 2011
  7. david_rocket

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    BOOOO-URNS!!!
     
    #7 david_rocket, May 14, 2011
  8. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    finalsbound will like both jokes. So keep crapping, boys.
     
    #8 Jugdish, May 14, 2011
  9. Invisible Fan

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    STILL WAITING FOR JUGDISH OPTION. :mad:
     
    #9 Invisible Fan, May 14, 2011
  10. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    So you vote for me as the best joke?
     
    #10 Jugdish, May 14, 2011
  11. roflmcwaffles

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    Thank you NPH:

    "What is the difference between peanut butter and jam?"
    *guy to girl* "I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."
     
    #11 roflmcwaffles, May 14, 2011
  12. Invisible Fan

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    Nay, the Greatest!
     
    #12 Invisible Fan, May 14, 2011
  13. Jugdish

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    flinalsbound is a person bursting with integrity, and she will tell us all that one or the other, and likely both, is a great joke.
     
    #13 Jugdish, May 14, 2011
  14. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    It is supposed to be jelly and jam. Peanut butter and jam are nothing alike.
     
    #14 StupidMoniker, May 14, 2011
  15. Fyreball

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    What did the 0 say to the 8?
    Nice belt!!



    Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
    He had no body to go with....



    What's the difference between you and an ill mallard?
    One's a sick duck and....I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a w****!
     
    #15 Fyreball, May 14, 2011
  16. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    It's funny how hard you miss the point.
     
    #16 Jugdish, May 14, 2011
  17. Mr. Brightside

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    Are we allowed to post racist/offensive jokes in this thread?
     
    #17 Mr. Brightside, May 14, 2011
  18. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    And how!
     
    #18 Jugdish, May 14, 2011
  19. IBTL

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    #19 IBTL, May 14, 2011
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    Your mom is like a spare tire... They are both locked in my trunk right now.
     
    #20 firecat, May 14, 2011
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