Two muffins are sitting in an oven. First muffin says, "Holy ****, it's hot in here." Second muffin says, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!" A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his ass. He walks up to the bar and says, "Get me a beer." The bartender says, "Hey, you know you got a steering wheel sticking out of your ass?" Pirate says, "Arrrr, I know, it's driving me nuts!"
Thank you NPH: "What is the difference between peanut butter and jam?" *guy to girl* "I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."
flinalsbound is a person bursting with integrity, and she will tell us all that one or the other, and likely both, is a great joke.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!! Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party? He had no body to go with.... What's the difference between you and an ill mallard? One's a sick duck and....I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a w****!
