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Wladimir Klitschko done splitting Hayden Panettiere...announce they've separated

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  1. GRENDEL

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    While Hayden Panettiere was promoting "Scream 4," it seemed that every other interview she did included a reference to her sex life with boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko, who is so much taller than her that people just couldn't understand how they "worked" in bed.

    "I get the prudest people coming up to me and they're like, 'Does it work?' Yeah, it works. We find a way," she says. "Where there is a will, there is a way!"

    We hate to celebrate a breakup, but if it means we don't have to hear about that anymore... let's consider it a win.

    The 21-year-old actress and 35-year-old heavyweight champ called it quits after 18 months together because their long-distance relationship became strained.

    No, not the distance between them height-wise - as she explained multiple times, he was perfectly happy to bend down to kiss her. Panettiere is based in the U.S. while Klitschko lives in Hamburg, Germany.

    In a statement, Panettiere says, "While we decided to split, we feel great sympathy and respect for each other and will surely stay close friends."

    Klitschko adds, "We had a great time together. But more and more we realized how difficult it is to maintain a relationship when living on two continents . I cherish Hayden as a person and woman. I'm sure we will stay friends."

    http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/...r-klitschko-break-up-is-the-tmi-over-now.html
     
  2. ChievousFTFace

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    I'm pretty sure she doesn't mind bending down to kiss him too
     
  3. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    I don't wanna follow that guy.


    talk about hot dog in a hallway.
     
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    I had a friend who was an offensive lineman for the University of Arkansas football team. He was 2 inches taller than Klitschko and about 30 pounds heavier. I was over his place one night when he had a lady friend over and after about 10 minutes in the back they came out and she said directly to him:

    I thought your dick was gonna be bigger than that. ***hold up her pinkie then pats him on the chest*** It's OK, maybe it was the darkness playing with me.

    Dude looked absolutely disgusted and embarrassed at the same time, like he wanted to run away and hide and throw up. :grin:

    Moral of this story:

    Just because you're as big as a tree doesn't mean you're packing branches instead of twigs, if you catch my drift.
     
  6. liljojo

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    Shoot, I don't care if I'm a toothpick in an auditorium,
    It's Hayden frikken' Panettiere.

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    Oh, they were talking about his penis size? I thought they assumed that Hayden hooked up with him for the fisting.
     
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    Maybe he was fat? Isn't fat and "branch size" often inversely related? (Ron Jeremy excluded)
     
  9. Lil Pun

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    He was pretty well built. This was when he was a freshmen at UA so they were in the process of bulking him up. He wasn't Andre Smith. lol
     
  10. DonkeyMagic

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    so your'e admitting to lacking in size?:eek:
     
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    pfft...i'll be next...in a heartbeat...sign me up!
     
  12. CheezeyBoy22

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    LOL....


    Reeko... If a girl ever says you're to small.... Don't get mad. Just say, "it's not that I'm to small, it's your vag that's to big."

    Hayden is sexy. Enough said.
     
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    Steriods!!

    Rocket River
     
  14. GRENDEL

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    Same here. If you've already gotten to the point of intercourse it's already a score. Who cares if she's not satisfied after Klitschko because you're still getting yours, and nobody can ever take that away from you.
     
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    Hey if you're too small, you can always try the backdoor. I don't think that can go loose.
     
  17. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Although, IMO, Hayden will be able to find some other guy that is probably a better "fit" than Wlad, I do have to give Wlad major props for being more honest than her. As any heterosexual guy knows, you CANNOT be "close" friends with a woman that you just had a romantic relationship with, especially if it was sexual. She might think she can but she is fooling herself - Wlad is being more realistic about it, IMO.
     
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    Ze Germans have small penises, hehehehheheh....
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

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    The BBS poster, "AroundTheWorld", would take umbrage with that comment but not Wlad since he is from the Ukraine. :p
     
  20. Royals Ego

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    she has to go black now, right?

    athlete avenue... kardashians suddenly got some competition
     

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