Yeah...I don't get that. I've always wanted to ask one of 'them' how do you know it's gonna be you? The odds aren't in your favor buddy. That's gotta be a bummer knowing the math doesn't work in your favor while busting your butt to make sure you get in.
:grin: I know I wouldn't....which would probably get me excluded. I've always been perplexed by the JW's and LDS. I've always had the urge to say "cmon in....let's get down to the bottom of this". I guess I've never had the nerve.
So what is the standard protocol for these groups once their deadline inevitably passes without incident?
does anyone know of any local churches that may host something for the 21st. i want to be there when nothing happens and scream. big phony!
I guess I shouldn't have scheduled the Introduction to Judo seminar for the 21st. On the other hand since most of us will be left behind I might just retitle it "Judo; Improve your Grappling Skills for Armaggedon!"
I've got my eye on a few houses in my neighborhood for squatters rights. Especially that Flander's guy next door.
"This must mean that we were to have gone by the {insert} calendar rather than the {insert} calendar. Let's see... extrapolating across the centuries... *cough* annnnd *scribble scribble* carry the one.... and Walla! Whenever I tell you it's coming next time."
Graduating from college that day. Hope that the Rapture occurs the moment I shake the Dean's hand at mid-stage and then the heathens can gaze in wonder as I ascend through the roof of the arena. I'm sure they'll withhold my diploma for the stunt, though.
Do we call 144,000 a kilo-gross of believers? Would any of you Bible scholars be able to help out here?