I took the question as to which movies I like better, which is zombies, by far. On the other hand, living in a vampire's world would suck a little, but it would be doable. Living in a zombie's world would be awful. If Zombieland came, I'd head for Alaska or somewhere where I could be a long way from any people, live or undead.
This is about real life awesomeness, not movies. It's about what's more badass: bloodthirsty zombies not giving a **** or vampires crying tears of blood and being terrible while reading Leaves of Grass.
You'd think a vampire would at least get breast implants and not go through eternity flat as a board.
Zombies are not. Running into inanimate objects while groaning constantly is not badass. If zombies were a real life threat the army would get rid of them pretty easily imo with how quick information is. They'd quarantine the area and solve the problem pretty quickly, Zombies move terribly slow and are not very smart. Vampires on the other hand move terribly fast and actually can think...and can also blend in with the current population. Okay ask yourself this question then. Would you rather be a Zombie or a Vampire? Who wants to be a mindless slow stupid killing machine when you can be a super human sex killing demon?
You're putting way more effort into this than I am. Ever thought of the possibility that you're trolling yourself with these totally random and irrelevant accusations? For a bunch of blood drinkers, I would think they'd prefer natural beauty.
At least you could have sex with it. I mean she may kill you afterwards or just use you for the rest of your life but that would be a much better deal than having my brains eaten alive then becoming another brainless zombie.
Yeah, I'd rather be a mindless badass than paint my fingernails black and look like a girl. You have no idea what you're talking about. Guess who'd be the first to go in a zombie apocalypse? JayGoogle. Duh. What an idiot.
You won't be thinking the accusations are irrelevant when a horde of mother****in' zombies comes and tears down the Hot Topic you are shopping at and eats your ******* face off. Be very wary when you are shopping for dragon pendants and stockings for your arms. Those zombies don't give a **** about your tears. They just want your blood dripping down their rotten teeth because they don't give a ****.
Hmmm is that so, how can they want something if they're mindless and don't give a ****. You sound awfully alien to the concept of zombies. Oh and please refrain from double posting in the future. Stating you want to be a mindless zombie amidst a horde of equally brainless drones is unnecessary since that's what most people are in life anyway.
You're entire idea of a Vampire is a Twilight Vampire or a Goth? Both are not Vampires. So you'd rather be a mindless zombie instead of a Vampire who has the ability to kill anyone and also pretty much have sex every night if you wanted to? I think you are missing the part that Vampires love to have sex. You should look up on the mythology of Vampires a bit. It's not such a recent thing that can all be put into Twilight and Goths. Also there would never be a apocalypse. Humans outsmart animals despite animals having the ability to kill them. Zombies would just be given bait and led to their slaughter. That's not awesomeness. I mean the one thing Zombies had is that they can multiply but this is the information age where the government is all big brother. They'd find out where pretty quick and cease any Zombie apocalypse.
Just saw a car down the street in Katy with this here "Zombie Outbreak Response Team (Unit 3)" sticker. I LOL'd. :grin: I think Zombies are more macho. Anyway, I just wanted to post this photo of Miley Cyrus, because I believe she sucks so much, she's a vampire: Spoiler
There is no saving you from crying all over yourself. I sincerely hope you are more prepared than "letting the government handle the zombies." I do not want to be the one that has to put a hollow point through your undead, emo skull.
I don't think zombies are badasses at all. They all look mentally challenged and walk around super slowly. Plus I wouldn't want my flesh to be rotting all over my body and then get my head blown off because i'm too stupid to run from a guy with a shotgun cocked in my face.
Zombies only give a **** about eating you and munching emo skulls. They don't give a **** about you or your mom or anything but running you down and munching your guts out. You can cry and be all emo and say emo things like "everyone on the planet is mindless dones, wah wha, wah," but you will get your brains chomped whether you are crying or not because, as it turns out, zombies do give a **** about munching emo brains. Cry, homo, cry.
You haven't been paying attention to recent zombie innovations. Zombies have been fast for the last decade or so -- ever since 28 Days Later.
Also we've already established that Vampires are sexier and pose more of a threat now who would win? 10 Vampires vs 1,000 zombies? Vampires would obviously win. Zombies could never catch them, also Vampires are dead too so they can't turn them into zombies...in fact Zombies would lose against most mythological or supernatural creature. They are fail. Also the whole emo thing is pretty much only Twilight. So you can stop throwing that out there because they are demons, and I doubt you'd call a demon a emo.
You know, what started out as what appears to be jest has become more and more deranged. Not to mention you sound like a redneck
