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K-Hump is what we need

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Apr 17, 2011.

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  1. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Member

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    <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8TJW8dPpIrM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    The team need defensive rebounder and a shot blocker. More than that, it needs the glamor to attract free agent stars which our dumpy owner and geeky GM do not possess.

    Kris Humphries is young and athletic (25), a great rebounder (4th best in defensive reb %, 18th in O reb %) and a decent shot blocker (1.1 bpg in 28 mpg). He also has a more glamorous girlfriend than any current Rocket or available free agent big man has. Who the hell is DeAndre Jordan dating? Exactly.


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    #1 Carl Herrera, Apr 17, 2011
  2. ThaShark316_28

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    In before "does he want to come here".
     
    #2 ThaShark316_28, Apr 17, 2011
  3. 00rocketgirl

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    I'd watch "Kim and Kourtney take Houston"
     
    #3 00rocketgirl, Apr 17, 2011
  4. The CDN Dream

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    1. nets say they want to keep him
    2. personally is cautious. had one good season but sucked for tha last x years
    3. dont mind having him if his courtside companion shows up too
     
    #4 The CDN Dream, Apr 17, 2011
  5. Hayesfan

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    obligatory you just want his girlfriend....

    [​IMG]

    ... to come to all the games
     
    #5 Hayesfan, Apr 17, 2011
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    and obligatory
    you know for sure how long she will be around this time :rolleyes:
     
    #6 daywalker02, Apr 17, 2011
  7. Carl Herrera

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    Deron Williams says he wants to stay in NJ. Rumor has it Dwight Howard wants to sign with the Nets. Why do you think that is?

    We get Kim, Dwight follows.

    Ashley Judd ain't coming through that door.

    [​IMG]
     
    #7 Carl Herrera, Apr 17, 2011
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  8. ThaShark316_28

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    Keep that dude and his slore away from the Rockets...

    I love me some Kim...but the second she leaves this dude, his game will take a wrong turn like LeBron James' hair line.
     
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    I'm down on Kim.....i mean, i'm down for Kris coming to Houston.:grin:
     
    #9 coachbadlee, Apr 17, 2011
  10. Alvin Choo

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    Can we get maria, oops. sasha vajayjay to come to rox as well?
     
    #10 Alvin Choo, Apr 17, 2011
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    I don't get it, why do all these celebrities always fall for the mediocre NBA player?

    You have Candice Parker marrying a D-league guy, Sharapova dating Vujacic, that supermodel marrying Marko Jaric. OTH, you have players like Melo marrying ugly nonames. Hell Dirk Nowitzki even got scammed by a girl who looks like a man! LOL what is up with that? :confused:
     
    #11 roslolian, Apr 17, 2011
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    It's all about the smooth talk lol....Also, if Sasha wasn't such a douche on the court, most people would probably admit that he's not a bad looking dude with a great accent. Candice Parker is Fugly btw
     
    #12 supdudes, Apr 17, 2011
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    hahaha

    hahaha goood 1
     
    #13 lild713, Apr 17, 2011
  14. Duncan McDonuts

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    Lol really?
     
    #14 Duncan McDonuts, Apr 17, 2011
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    yeah, sasha is an attractive man. it's just white skinned people always look horrible in basketball uniforms.
     
    #15 Pieman2005, Apr 17, 2011
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    Nope. I'd take Jeff Foster over him.
     
    #16 Codman, Apr 17, 2011
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    Lots of funny stuff going on in this post.
     
    #17 napalm06, Apr 17, 2011
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    i would be lying if i said i wanted kris humphries here for his basketball skills

    kids got game though.... on and off the court

    LMB
     
    #18 LandryMegaBeast, Apr 17, 2011
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    BWAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHA
    :grin::grin::grin:This thread made me lmao.
     
    #19 J-Man, Apr 17, 2011
  20. cjtaylorpt

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    This thread needs more Kim pictures.
     
    #20 cjtaylorpt, Apr 17, 2011
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