My name is William, I come from the year 1811

I am called CLOTHO! I come from Athens, 400 BC! It is strange that not all men have young boy companions! What is this madness? Democracy!

 

I come from Atlantis. Why is all this ***** s outdated?

 

I am Steve from a few centuries ago, why are women out of the kitchen?

 

Idk... but there should have been a Quantam Leap episode to fix this.

 

I am Franz Joseph Goldstein, hailing from Vienna of the Austro-Hungarian Empire (1894). I arrived in 2011 in my Victorian time lounge. My only problem with 2011 are the gays, as they find my plumed headgear to be fabulous.

 

From 1789, Male and syphilis free.
The music is awful. It's no Amadeus!

 

I am Harold from 1245. Why do people smell so odd? It is almost like they bathe with perfumed soap every day instead of jumping in the lake every 6 months. What manner of sorcery is this? Also, sign me up for the next Crusade.

 

Waitaminnit...

Is this a clever way to initiate the first of three conversations in which you tell us that you're gay?

 

I'm William Wallace, or just Bill, from the late 13th century. I would just like to say, yuss... Freeeedooooooom!!

 

Hi. My name is Swolichtli, and I am here to challenge any of you pale-faced and red-haired demons to a Tlachtli game. Loser gets gets to leave their skull at the top of the Temple of Tláloc. I am an excellent ball blocker at the ring. Get off your high horses.

35/MAN/Huitzilopochco

EDIT: I'll swim Texcoco to meet you at the court.

 

You can call me Korla Plankton, You 'n me can play the blues
An' then we'll watch him buff that tiny ruby that he use
He'll straighten up his turban an' eject a little ooze
Along a one-celled Hammond Organism Underneath my shoes

An' then we'll call PUP TENTACLE ... ask him how's his chin
Fine out how the future is because that's where he's been
His little feet got long 'n flexible an' suckers fell right in
The time he crossed the line from LATER ON to WAY BACK WHEN

Not sure I get it... but a little Zappa twist seems appropriate.
______
RIP FZ

 

shoes are now made of cannabis

http://www.freshnessmag.com/2010/04/19/nike-sb-dunk-high-skunks-420-release-window-display/

 

My name is Jose, I am from 1836. The gringos say 10,000 mexicans got their ass whopped by 100 texans?

no guey!

 

Hi. I'm Otto. I traveled back in time in a machine that I completed on May 15, 2011. The past is a terrifying and brutal place. I don't know how you primitives are able to cope. I intend to return to my own time soon. Probably about a month from now.

 

UUggh Ugggh....Fiiiire

 

My name is Desmond, has anyone seen my girlfriend Penny?

 

My name is Richard, why did last nights prostitute insist I wear a rubber sock on my penis?