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What would you do if p*rn was outlawed in the US?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Apr 11, 2011.

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What would you do if p*rn was outlawed in the US?

  1. Quit watching p*rn and go back to lengere ads and National Geographic pics.

    13 vote(s)
    11.1%

  2. Risk watching - I gotta get my jerk on.

    52 vote(s)
    44.4%

  3. Peace-out, USA! Move out of the country.

    17 vote(s)
    14.5%

  4. Suicide is the answer.

    16 vote(s)
    13.7%

  5. Other.

    19 vote(s)
    16.2%
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  1. vinsensual

    vinsensual Member

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    A 2nd prohibition would create stronger sexier mafias.
     
    #41 vinsensual, Apr 11, 2011
  2. Rocket River

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    Mildly NSFW
    http://gotcha-b****.com/images/logo.jpg

    Rocket River
    :grin:
     
    #42 Rocket River, Apr 11, 2011
  3. Smokey

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    I'd start visiting websites like Chron.com frequently as the homepage features galleries full of women's cleavage.
     
    #43 Smokey, Apr 11, 2011
  4. JuanValdez

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    Probably would be healthier to abstain anyway.
     
    #44 JuanValdez, Apr 11, 2011
  5. Roggit

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    The collective sex life of Americans would skyrocket instantly.
     
    #45 Roggit, Apr 11, 2011
  6. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    By yourself or with other people? :confused:

    :p
     
    #46 SwoLy-D, Apr 11, 2011
  7. parmesh

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    HAHAHAHAHA. This is great. My thoughts exactly. You cannot squash demand (unless you have a perfect brainwashing system in effect, which I don't think we have just yet), so a black market would be formed. The government would fail to stop it, and lots of money would be thrown around to everyone involved. I would totally get into that.
     
    #47 parmesh, Apr 11, 2011
  8. Treeza

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    Inflatables of course.
     
    #48 Treeza, Apr 11, 2011
  9. dback816

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    They can't even keep track of big name movies, music and video games being pirated, how the hell are they going to do that to fragmented and random p*rn videos scattered throughout the internet?

    You might as well ask "How would you cope with no oxygen on earth?" since neither scenarios are happening any time soon.
     
    #49 dback816, Apr 11, 2011
  10. JayGoogle

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    I would be a little worried first of all. Not so much because there would be no more p*rn, but mainly because it would mean that Michelle Bachmanm is probably the president of the United States.
     
    #50 JayGoogle, Apr 11, 2011
  11. CheezeyBoy22

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    [​IMG]
     
    #51 CheezeyBoy22, Apr 11, 2011
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  12. plcmts17

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    wouldn't this also hurt the pizza delivery business?
     
    #52 plcmts17, Apr 11, 2011
  13. TheRealist137

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    I'd probably start masturbating to pictures of clothed women
     
    #53 TheRealist137, Apr 11, 2011
  14. Garner

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    I'd sell my collection for a premium.
     
    #54 Garner, Apr 11, 2011
  15. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Cannot happen... p*rn, booze, and guns are what separate us from the animals...
     
    #55 Pizza_Da_Hut, Apr 11, 2011
  16. raj87

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    Interesting take on p*rnography addiction. I do not agree with everything the author says, however it is difficult to ignore the sensory overload of internet p*rnography and its effects on male sexuality.

    http://nymag.com/news/features/70976/

     
    #56 raj87, Apr 11, 2011
  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Oh yeah, that's it. That's it. Sweet average chicks. Oh baby....huff huff huff...done
     
    #57 Xerobull, Apr 11, 2011
  18. QdoubleA

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    I could fap to that...I'd feel horrible horrible shame afterward but it could get the job done.
     
    #58 QdoubleA, Apr 11, 2011
  19. Dei

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    Worthless hypothetical. It'll never happen.
     
    #59 Dei, Apr 11, 2011
  20. Aggie2012

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    Make my own p*rn.
    [​IMG]
     
    #60 Aggie2012, Apr 12, 2011
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