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Mission to Launch: Late October Checklist

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Evilkaanevil, Apr 9, 2011.

  1. Evilkaanevil

    Evilkaanevil Rookie

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    Okay, this needs to be a to do list for our beloved team and organization during this offseaon and the end of this regular season time. We need to get our **** together and ****ing fly right, because this is bull****. We had a really good, consistent defensive team and go to players. It's as if our owner got amnesia or somethig and forgot how to manage this team. If you see something startig to break, you look into fixing it. You don't wait till everything is a complete mess and everyone is sitting around with a thumb up their ass. It's understandable for a new franchise while they are young and still figuring out the game. But when you were winning back to back championships, you can't just lose the gameplan and become ****ty for years to come. Then the delusion that we constantly get better while not seeing the results. Everyone here on this forum needs to get together and really try to analyze our team and figure what the **** we can do to help them. Sometimes the bird's eye is the best angle. We need to get one list of some top priorites for this team and in-depth reasons why they are the most needed and would reap the most benfit for us.
     
  2. Johndoe804

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    This might be the worst thread I've ever seen. It isn't even a checklist. Its just crap. :mad:
     
  3. Hayesfan

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    you, sir, are an idiot

    Where is your checklist?

    Edit: you beat me to the checklist question!
     
  4. Stevierebel

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    And he can't spell.
     
  6. Little Bit

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    I just can't stop laughing.....I'm crying now....
     
  7. Cohete Rojo

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    • Need more F-bombs
    • Need longer list
    • Need an actual list
    • Need something other than F-bombs for list
    • Buy new Paul Gilbert CD
    • Make sure Bonzi didn't clean out the buffet before leaving to go to the restaurant
    • My eyes are bleeding from what they have seen
    • Confucious say "Baseball make no sense, man with four balls cannot walk"
    • Tell funny joke to cute intern next time you are together in the break room
    • Note to self: Keep jokes clean; girls don't want to hear about the time the priest, the rabbi and a cannibal walked into a bar with Britney Spears on top of the bar with her legs spread wide open...
     
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  8. clos4life

    clos4life Member

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    Dude, how about this checklist?

    1) Lay off the crack before posting on Clutchfans.net
    1.a) Lay off the crack period.

    imo, this is the only checklist you or the Rockets need.
     
  9. Lhunt21

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    What are you even saying?

    Thread FAIL.
     
  10. eman

    eman Member

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    So I want to know what happened the time the priest, the rabbi and a cannibal walked into a bar with Britney Spears on top of the bar with her legs spread wide open...
     
  11. acsorelle4

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    Me too please.
     
  12. Cohete Rojo

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    Thought it was a pretty self-explanatory lame joke but here it goes...

    So the priest first notices the akward misses Spears and proceeds to shield the eyes of a nearby boy. The boys mother says "Father, his eyes aren't down there."

    Next, the rabbi then notices and has to sit down while saying a brief prayer.

    The cannibal then turns to the other two and says "Somebody call the health inspector." or conversely "There are somethings I won't even eat."
     
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  14. apollo33

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    What does the expression "a thumb in the ass" mean.
     
  15. Rockets Tehk

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    Dude. When I play with friends we become extremely competitive and those three words really know how to get blood boiling hahahahah Best quote ever
     
  16. Amel

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    my god dude :confused:
     
  17. Dreamin

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    What the hell was that supposed to be? lame a$$ **** like this deserves a suspension and a fine.
     
  18. Corrosion

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    Someone hit that dude with the banhammer .... or at least revoke his thread starting ability.


    I really wanted to make this post with a lot of f-bombs and ****'s but it wasnt as funny after I read it ....
     
  19. Dreamin

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    Didnt mean to sound rude and nothing personal.
     
  20. magnetik

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    did not read. but going from the responses.. lol.. don't think I am.
     

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