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Ever have a 'You might be a Redneck' moment?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Apr 7, 2011.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Had one today.

    Wife texts: 'Ah! Just had to swerve in the highway to dodge a ladder and a rake!!!'
    I reply: 'Just sittin' there? Why didn't you stop to pick it up?!?'
     
    #1 Xerobull, Apr 7, 2011
  2. Qball

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    (Carlin on airport announcements) About this time, someone is telling you to get on the plane. "Get on the plane. Get on the plane." I say, "f*** you, I'm getting IN the plane! IN the plane! Let Evil Knievel get ON the plane! I'll be in here with you folks in uniform! There seems to be less WIND in here!"
     
    #2 Qball, Apr 7, 2011
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  3. bnb

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    She texted you while dodging debris on the highway??? Did she at least put down her beer first?
     
    #3 bnb, Apr 7, 2011
  4. Lil Pun

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    I had a friend stop and pick up a dolly on the highway. The dolly then smashed into his window and cost him $300. lol
     
    #4 Lil Pun, Apr 7, 2011
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    She's a classy lady. She had to put down her box o' wine.
     
    #5 Xerobull, Apr 7, 2011
  6. vaioavan63

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    I once drank a Coors Light.
     
    #6 vaioavan63, Apr 7, 2011
  7. SwoLy-D

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    Dump this broad, Xero! :mad:
    She texts while driving, AND she cheated on you on April Fools' Day!
    Dump her like a bad habit! :mad:

    ;)
     
    #7 SwoLy-D, Apr 7, 2011
  8. codell

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    If you have ever had to drive a friend's 1 ton dually diesel home from a bar in Tomball because he was too drunk, you might be a redneck *raises hand*
     
    #8 codell, Apr 7, 2011
  9. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    I know someone who could say:

    "if your brother is also your cousin, you might be a redneck."
     
    #9 bobrek, Apr 7, 2011
  10. Relentless

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    No. Not white.
     
    #10 Relentless, Apr 7, 2011
  11. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Clinton Bigsby, is that you?
     
    #11 Joe Joe, Apr 7, 2011
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    Especially if there are big bull nuts hanging off the back and a bumper sticker that says, "F#*K Ya'll! I'm from Texas!"
     
    #12 firecat, Apr 7, 2011
  13. Nook

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    I drank a bottle of Wild Turkey in the one hour between my college graduate classes with my buddy, while driving... then dropped my beef jerky while driving 60 miles per hour down the road by the UofH law center.... hit a tree, knocked the tree over, and parked in the middle of the tree and went to class.

    Amazingly I did not get towed or arrested... however I did get screamed at for drinking during class... true story...... shameful.
     
    #13 Nook, Apr 8, 2011
  14. DonkeyMagic

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    is that clayton bigsby's brother?


    i caught myself saying this the other day. "we should probably defer that fur next month."
     
    #14 DonkeyMagic, Apr 8, 2011
  15. Victorious

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    You might be a redneck when you make a thread about having a redneck moment.
     
    #15 Victorious, Apr 8, 2011
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    I just duct taped a window AC unit to a trailer.:)
     
    #16 Cohete Rojo, Apr 8, 2011
  17. jo mama

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    i was in county jail in sonora, texas once and i happened to have what i thought to be a very manly and robust beard at that time - the other guys kept telling me that my beard looked like a vagina and i was warned by each that the other might try to stick his dick in my mouth if i took a nap.

    /redneck!
     
    #17 jo mama, Apr 8, 2011
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