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You smarter than an 1895 8th Grader?

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  1. Icehouse

    Icehouse Member

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    8th Grade Final Exam: Salina , KS - 1895
    Grammar (Time, one hour)
    1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters.
    2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications.
    3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph
    4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of 'lie,''play,' and 'run.'
    5. Define case; illustrate each case.
    6 What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation.
    7 - 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.


    Arithmetic (Time,1 hour 15 minutes)
    1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.
    2. A wagon box is 2 ft. Deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. Wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
    3. If a load of wheat weighs 3,942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts/bushel, deducting 1,050 lbs. For tare?
    4. District No 33 has a valuation of $35,000.. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
    5. Find the cost of 6,720 lbs. Coal at $6.00 per ton.
    6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
    7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft.. Long at $20 per metre?
    8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
    9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance of which is 640 rods?
    10. Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt


    U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)
    1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided
    2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus
    3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.
    4. Show the territorial growth of the United States
    5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas
    6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.
    7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton , Bell , Lincoln , Penn, and Howe?
    8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, 1865.


    Orthography (Time, one hour)
    [Do we even know what this is??]
    1. What is meant by the following: alphabet, phonetic, orthography, etymology, syllabication
    2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?
    3. What are the following, and give examples of each: trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals
    4. Give four substitutes for caret 'u.' (HUH?)
    5. Give two rules for spelling words with final 'e.' Name two exceptions under each rule.
    6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.
    7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: bi, dis-mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, sup.
    8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last.
    9. Use the following correctly in sentences: cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane , vain, vein, raze, raise, rays.
    10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks
    and by syllabication.


    Geography (Time, one hour)
    1 What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?
    2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas ?
    3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?
    4. Describe the mountains of North America
    5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia , Odessa , Denver , Manitoba , Hecla , Yukon , St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, Aspinwall and Orinoco
    6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S. Name all the republics of Europe and give the capital of each..
    8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?
    9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.
    10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give the inclination of the earth.

    Notice that the exam took FIVE HOURS to complete.

    Gives the saying 'he only had an 8th grade education' a whole new meaning, doesn't it?!


    No wonder they dropped out after 8th grade. They already knew more than they needed to know!
     
  2. the futants

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  3. sammy

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    That's easy peasy :eek:
     
  4. RedRedemption

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    They had a different teaching style back then. In this day and age we don't care to learn why; we only need learn how.
     
  5. Blurr#7

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    We have Google now, no need for actual learning or knowledge.
     
  6. SwoLy-D

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    :confused: Would that be TEXAN bushels or KANSASsss...ian bushels?

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  7. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Still teachin' 'round here in Texahoma, I reckon. Minusin' the Lincoln part, a'course.
     
  8. tellitlikeitis

    tellitlikeitis Canceled
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    Kansan, sir.
     
  9. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    Can an 8th grader from 1895 use an iPhone?

    A: No, there are no cell phone towers.
     
  10. TheRealist137

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    but can a 8th grader in 1895 partition a hard drive?

    didn't think so
     
  11. macalu

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  12. SwoLy-D

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    Nowadays these suns'uh'guns in middle school can program in C#. :(
     
  13. Qball

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    interesting question
     
  14. rhino17

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    seems pretty typical to me
     
  15. Icehouse

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    No link...got from the comments in a Chronicle article about education cuts.
     
  16. Dei

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    Ah, I remember this type of question back in elementary and whenever I didn't know the meaning, I'd just say: I don't know the meaning of _________.
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    Link or GTFO. :eek:
     
  18. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    #18 Severe Rockets Fan, Apr 7, 2011
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  19. Hayesfan

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    I actually feel like I could pass that test. I wouldn't necessarily get a perfect score, but I could answer enough that I would pass.
     
  20. Mr. Brightside

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    As opposed to an 1895 8th grader, I am still alive. So I think I win this challenge.
     

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