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Just got dumped by my girlfriend...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BasketballReasons, Apr 4, 2011.

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  1. Rashmon

    Rashmon Member

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    For a second there I thought I was in the "Woman raped and jailed in UAE sues" thread.
     
    #81 Rashmon, Apr 4, 2011
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  2. percicles

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    http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4521924/omg-ur-so-nice-2-me-ill-nvr-leave-u-until-i-find-an-ahole-.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Blonde-b****

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    #82 percicles, Apr 4, 2011
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  3. BMoney

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    Yay hitting women!
     
    #83 BMoney, Apr 4, 2011
  4. got em COACH

    got em COACH Member

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    nice guys finish last. So be the bad guy and release the sex tape already.
     
    #84 got em COACH, Apr 4, 2011
  5. krnxsnoopy

    krnxsnoopy Member

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    The answers to your problems of being a wuss can be found here:

    askmen.com (hint: Doc Love)

    Thank me later..
     
    #85 krnxsnoopy, Apr 4, 2011
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  6. rocketsjudoka

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    Sorry to hear that man. The only advice I have is don't do this.

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    Been looking for a reason to use that image.

    Anyway that sounds odd that she is dumping you because you are too nice. It could mean a lot of things that other posters have suggested already or it could also mean that she feels you aren't assertive enough and / or lacking confidence in general.

    I don't think trying to make yourself a badass if you really don't feel that way is going to get her back. I would say chalk this one up to experience and move on.
     
    #86 rocketsjudoka, Apr 4, 2011
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  7. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    1. Go with other girl to beach house.
    2. Videotape your wild sex-capades.
    3. Give the tape to the ex for her birthday and call her a stupid w****.
     
    #87 StupidMoniker, Apr 4, 2011
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  8. Nook

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    HE WOULD TRANSCEND INTO A LEGEND
     
    #88 Nook, Apr 4, 2011
  9. CheezeyBoy22

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    Man I couldn't stop laughing when is saw this. You should do a few more. Who is that chick? That stuff is too funny.
     
    #89 CheezeyBoy22, Apr 4, 2011
  10. Apps

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    LOL. My first thought when I saw the picture was "don't be a sad kitty". Then I realized it was the whole p***y/pedestal thing.
     
    #90 Apps, Apr 4, 2011
  11. thadeus

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    lol :grin:
     
    #91 thadeus, Apr 4, 2011
  12. Rocket River

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    You should have asked if you could just be ***** Buddies

    Rocket River
     
    #92 Rocket River, Apr 4, 2011
  13. tamericus

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    That would be epic.

    But seriously, you should go to beach house with this other chick. You'll probably forget all about this other girl.
     
    #93 tamericus, Apr 4, 2011
  14. Showtyme11

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    The beach house with other girl is the best chance to get everything you want.
     
    #94 Showtyme11, Apr 4, 2011
  15. percicles

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    Turning heartbreak thread into b**** about women thread.

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    #95 percicles, Apr 4, 2011
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  16. calurker

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    1. Like someone already said on page 2, "It's not you it's me." Move on.

    2. DO NOT bang the other chick if she's uglier. It won't help your cause, whatever it is.
    2a. DO bang the other chick if she has ugly duckling potential that can be realized within 3 months.
     
    #96 calurker, Apr 4, 2011
  17. Mr. Brightside

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    did someone say Beach House?
     
    #97 Mr. Brightside, Apr 4, 2011
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  18. moestavern19

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    Rule #1... as soon as she dumps you, Never, ever, ever take her back.
     
    #98 moestavern19, Apr 4, 2011
  19. moestavern19

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    Maybe they should go for a Walk in the Park and talk it out. Perhaps a Zebra will remind them of the bifurcated black and white nature of their relationship. Or who knows, maybe a trip to Norway will cure all.
     
    #99 moestavern19, Apr 4, 2011
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  20. krnxsnoopy

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    Speaking from experience? :eek:
     
    #100 krnxsnoopy, Apr 4, 2011
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