A post which wishes farewell to an important part of the Houston Rockets for no apparent reason, followed by a blue smile-turned-upside-down smiley.
Posting of an animated image which contains a portly caucasian middle aged male with black and white makeup scrolling across the image and appears to be speaking words in rhythm with a beat of the scrolling marquee text caption at the bottom of image stating that there are supernatural events happening all around to the particular topic at hand.
Comedic Japanese Anime style reference to local basketball player losing consciousness and collapsing to the ground.
In this post, I would remind you of a news story everyone knows, otherwise known as "week-old news" in Interweb lingo, though it happened just yesterday. a smiley of a green face rolling its eyes confirms it is a nuisance of a post Posts about a newly acquired professional football player from Mississippi on to a Great Lakes team will follow, with the promise of a way to reach such news through a hypertext reference.
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If this were a relationship thread, this post will contain vague details about why a significant other dumped the poster, and...wait, a FEMALE dumped a poster. In the post, you would read three lines about how the poster feels and little about the persona of the dumper. There will be no images of the female in question. Subsequent posts will request images.
Unnecessary post to revive needless thread, since it has become a thread as of the current time of this post, prompting you to check other old threads and reviving your own lame thread -
