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Steven Segal rolls in a tank to stop people from fighting with their cocks

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SuperBeeKay, Mar 23, 2011.

  1. conquistador#11

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    There was Montgomery, there was the desert fox, and now Steven seagal.
    No Exit Wounds here. ...
     
  2. rocketsjudoka

    rocketsjudoka Member

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    I really wish I could work a Glimmer Man reference in.
     
  3. penda45

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    Blurr#7 Member

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    It makes perfect sense, the birds were obiously all Marked for death.
     
  5. CrazyDave

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    It would have been nice if the birds euthanized had just a bit of a chance for hope... Just a glimmer, man.

    best I could do on short notice.
     
  6. Ron from the G

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    Tax money doing what they were always intended to do. By the way after the raid they ended up killing most of the chickens off. America F*** Ya!!!!
     
  7. K mf G

    K mf G Member

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    it's a good thing there was no fire down below that dark territory
     
  8. rocketsjudoka

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    More than I could do with it.

    I can't help wondering if people got to eat the chickens?
     
  9. tmoney1101

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    Segal ate the injured birds right on the spot so as not to prolong the agony of the aves.
     
  10. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    He cut off their little chicken heads with a Machete before they could take off in a Flight of Fury. The suspect was merely Pistol Whipped.
     
  11. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    With all this chicken fighting and Seagal out kicking ass, that someone was Out for a Kill.

    This is what happens when you get to a thread late and all the best puns have already been used.
     

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