What's the DUMBEST status update currently on your Facebook wall?

Bout to take my talents to Fitness Connection (Hoopin)


I smh when i saw this

 

"You know, school and everything is alright but im tryin to live my life. Gotta get it while i cannnn!"

From a girl I went to high school with, got kicked out of one of the best high schools in Texas, no college, and now considers herself a socialite. You're gonna go far kid.

 

I deleted my own mother for dumb Facebook posts. I don't **** around.

 

Really?

Don't even know what that is

This is the worst

Spoiler

 

nice plug.

 

Dear God. That is just pure stupidity. That's like getting up in the morning and making a conscious decision to be stupid.

 

There is this dude on mine that I went to High School with that posts the stupidest ****. He calls himself "Orlando Bloom Jr." and "Juanny Depp" all the time. He post pictures of his food and shirtless photos of himself. It works for him because he gets a rise out of all the hot latinas on his friends list. It finally got on my last nerve so I "hid" him.

 

i hate it when people put a status just for attention

 

lol wut

i hate it when people breathe air just to live

 

Haha that is awesome. I'm too nice to give a response like that to a facebook "friend".

 

Picking one dumb status out of my news feed wouldn't do this thread justice, there are so many to choose from.

I do however hate that one of my good friends is club promoter and he'll flood my news feed promoting some dumb club that most likely isn't even all that great.

I hate when people get all philosophical and post all these sayings about life like they're so wise. They're not.

I also hate that whenever I praise the Rockets I always get some ignorant Laker fan trying to downplay their accomplishment and it always ends up in an argument.

And I'm sure everyone has at least one of these friends on facebook. My girlfriend's friend added me for whatever reason I don't know I don't even talk to her much less consider her an associate but I didn't want to be rude. The fact of the matter is that she is on the bigger side of the scale and she'll always post something that makes her seem like she's "easy" and always down for a good time. Not to mention posting pictures that she shouldn't be posting because she's not all that cute. Yea I may be a jerk but I find it annoying.

 

i just beat my case (seatbelt) we poppin bottles tonight. f with me. #chea