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[Culture] Who Has the Biggest Penises in the World?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Mar 21, 2011.

  1. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    Okay, Abe Froman...
     
  2. Fyreball

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    As long as the World's Tightest Vaginas map is an exact replica of this one, I see no problem here.
     
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  3. Cowboy_Bebop

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    I guessed you can also use this map for brain size too.
     
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    IQ Map
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  5. Shaud

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  7. hairyme

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    I hate to be the one to suggest this, but maybe this thread needs a poll--an anonymous poll for penis size. Clearly, many here have expressed doubts as to the validity of these statistics (i.e. How is it measured? Who's volunteering to be measured? How enjoyable is the measuring process and where can one sign up?? etc.). Though obviously not scientific, it's certainly reasonable to think that the membership of ClutchFans would be a fairly representative sample of American (or Houston) males... unless of course there is some correlation between being a Rockets fan and being well-endowed; this is totally plausible.

    I suggest poll options in ranges of an inch:
    0" (I'm a girl, and you guys are idiots)
    < 3" (Our condolences)
    3-4"
    ...
    8-9"
    > 9" (Patrick B.D. Patterson)

    Am I alone on this? I'm really curious as to what the results would be...
     
  8. TheRealist137

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    Yes because no one is going to overstate their size on the internet...
     
  9. amaru

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    I always find it funny when ppl get sensitive about these kind of studies.

    I know what I have and more importantly my girl does....thats all that matters. Nobody else needs to know. Women like the surprise.
     
  10. Commodore

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    I wonder if a chart of girth would correspond to the OP chart. Are the longest also the fattest?
     
  11. tehG l i d e

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    this one is better but same idea

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    purple ≥105
    maroon ≤65
     
  12. krnxsnoopy

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    So the next obvious question is, what's more important? Penis size or high IQ?

    I guess I'd rather be ridiculously smart with an average sized penis, versus having a ridiculously large penis and an average intelligence.

    But money trumps all. I'd rather be ridiculously rich. :cool:

    Girls can overlook penis size and smarts if you have money. But even if you have the largest penis and and an outstanding academic background and all that jazz, they can't overlook the fact that you're broke.

    Alright.. *gets back on his hustle..*
     
  13. lean

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    lol (☞  ̄ヮ ̄) ☞
     
  14. vaioavan63

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    Wait a minute, so for Asians is that 3.9" soft or hard? Can our Asian members chime in a "little"?
     
  15. theimpossibles1

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    Sorry guys...
     
  16. marks0223

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    Pretty sure those are all erect sizes.
     
  17. cson

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    Someone insecure?
     
  18. GlenRice

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    lol a lot of pissed of asians in this thread. Glad I'm not from south east.
     
  19. SuperHighFly

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    Must be nice to have something to show for that DeVry education.
     
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